Showing posts with label capital hill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label capital hill. Show all posts

4/01/2006

Explosion At Nellis Air Force Base


The Grassy Knoll Institute has learned a top secret military experiment backfired at Nellis Air Force base in Nevada today causing an immense explosion and blinding light knocking out all electrical systems. The experiment was rumored to be an extension of the 1940's Philadelphia experiment but this time an attempt to rip open a time portal to the past was the desired result. As the fire crews brought the fire and explosion under control, a head count was performed to verify any missing.

Luckily, no one was missing or hurt, but there were two extra people onsite with no credentials. An intense interrogation of the people, a man and a woman claiming to be husband and wife added very little to the mystery. The man kept saying his name was Lincoln. Abe Lincoln.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL


3/31/2005

Ted Kennedy Forms Car Pool

Ted Kennedy Car Pool
Ted Kennedy Ready To Car Pool tired of all the bad publicity he is receiving lately, tries to swing the momentum the other way and forms a Capital Hill Designated Driver program for secretaries that work on the hill.

Teddy can't figure out why there are no takers for his program.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL