Showing posts with label major award. Show all posts
Showing posts with label major award. Show all posts

12/23/2012

A Major Award The Old Man Can Really Use

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More Than A Whiff Of  Ozone
Finally, a gift Ralphie boys old man could appreciate and use year round.
It’s a new and improved (And anatomically correct) leg lamp. Now that’s electric sex in the window.



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Responses to “A Major Award The Old Man Can Use All Year”


  1. Gumby said

    Merry Christmas Pat and happy new year my friend. Waiting for your 2013 predictions. I predict there will be one about Lindsay Lohan. Am I right?

  2. Max Jackl said

    Here’s what I want to know, does the new “Lamp” vibrate? lol

12/14/2009

On The First Day Of Christmas

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I Present The Leg Lamp - A Major Award
To kick off the Christmas Holiday season, I thought I would sing the Twelve Days Of Christmas for everyone. However, Patty informed me of the International ban from 35 countries preventing me from singing.

But its Christmas, so damn the torpedoes. Here goes...

On the first day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
A leg lamp in the window.


Oh yea, can you spot the LOTGK logo.
Hint, its not on the Italian lamp.


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12/10/2007

I Won A Major Award


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I Won A Major Award
I think its Italian, it says....Fra......Gil......E......

I thought I'd share with you one of the Christmas gifts my wife Patty bought me. Its a replica leg lamp from the classic movie, A Christmas Story. The father wins a major award and it gets delivered in a giant crate. It turns out to be the Infamous Leg lamp and he displays it prominently in the front picture window for all his neighbors to see.

I recommend watching the movie.


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