Children Of The Corn

Children Of The Corn Adult Version

Forget about He Who Walks Behind The Rows,
This blonde model gives new meaning to the phrase, "Come into the corn!"

Malachai!!!

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Walking Dead Prison Door Scene Video

Looking like a scene right out of AMC's hit series, The Walking Dead, this Dark Zone scene has zombies (Walkers) bursting through a prison door on their relentless quest for flesh. This is an extremely lifelike Halloween prop when set in the right conditions. One of the best I have seen at the show. Walking Dead season four airs Sunday 9pm EST.  Happy Halloween

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Zombie Apocalypse Melons

Sexy Zombie Apocalypse Melons

In honor of season four of The Walking Dead airing this Sunday, we proudly present our Zombie Apocalypse Melons because even during the Zombie Apocalypse, nice melons are always a comfort.

(Move out of the prison Rick and go to Woodbury)

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Halloween Costume Contest #2

Somebody Give This Girl A Sandwich

This Halloween costume contestant comes from the St. Louis Halloween show. Although it appears that the bikini model's ribs are showing and that she is in desperate need of a sandwich, it is merely an illusion. Strategic body paint creates the ribs making the girl look way to skinny. Much like the body paint used in the movie, 300.

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Harry Potter 10 Years Later

Harry Potter Not Playing Quidditch Anymore

Every morning as Harry Potter goes to work as a courier messenger in Manhattan, New York, sucking up exhaust fumes and dodging insane taxi drivers, he thinks quietly to himself, Why the FUCK did I destroy the most powerful wand in the world!!!

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The Sixth Level Of Hell Video

Inside the pits of Hell, also known as the Dark Zone at the Halloween trade show in St. Louis, I filmed these quick six dark room props perfectly suited for an upscale haunted house. These props can be either automated or triggered by motion or pressure. I especially love the flying vampire. Great audio.  Happy Halloween

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A Bevy Of Sexy Beauties

A Bevy Of Sexy Halloween Costume Models

Halloween Costume Contest #1:

Question: What do a Pirate, Genie, Camo girl, Pussycat, Princess, and Cocktail waitress have in common?
Answer: One Hell of a Halloween party.

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Clowns Never Laughed Before Video

For those people afflicted with Clownaphobia, (Clownaphobia is the illogical fear of clowns) I present for your viewing pleasure a Halloween prop from the Dark Zone. I decided to add a werewolf and a zombie to your nightmare. Beanstalks never grew...  Happy Halloween

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I See Dead People - And Boobs

Happy Sexy Halloween 2013

It's October and that means not only have the tree leaves fallen and changed colors but also that Halloween is right around the corner. For 2013 the Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October. 

We are chock full of some very sexy Halloween sirens, outlandish adult Halloween costumes, real ghost stories, wild video from Halloween conventions, demons from Hell, big ripe Halloween melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Halloween Fact #1: The Miley Cyrus Twerking costume will be the #1 Halloween costume this year followed closely by a sober Lindsay Lohan and her tag-Along mother combo.

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Happy Halloween 2012

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2012 FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL INSTITUTE

Happy Halloween to all the readers of the Grassy Knoll Institute. I hope you enjoyed the bevy of beauties in our sexy Halloween costumes pages plus our bumper crop of Halloween melons. I appreciate your patronage and commenting through all these years. With the ever changing Internet experience as everything is shifting to smart phone access and 140 characters or less, the non commercial personal blog is quickly becoming extinct. I do not know what is in store for next year, or even tomorrow, or the direction this blog will take if any but once again I appreciate the patronage.

Happy Halloween

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2012 Winner - Best Halloween Melons

Best Melons 2012

Congratulations goes out to Caitlin O'Connor, Winner of the Dark Zone 2012 Best melons contest. Caitlin spent a long time on her melons and her dedication shows in the perfectly formed plump melons. As soon as we spied Kaitlin's melons, we knew hands down she would walk away the winner.

The grassy Knoll Institute In House Psychic see's big things in Caitlin's future beginning with a fast rise to the top in Maxim's 100 hottest babes. Horror and Sci-Fi movies are right around the corner.


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2012 Best Halloween Costume Winners

Best Halloween Costume 2012 Grassy Knoll Institute

For 2012, the Dark Zone has more than one winner for the best Halloween costume. Every year I travel to many trade shows and conventions and of course the Halloween themed ones are the most fun. I snapped this photo at the January 2012 Halloween show inside the George R. Brown convention center in Houston, Texas.

I have to give props to these models as their job is far more difficult than it looks. These women must stay in costume for 8 hours a day usually changing costumes several times a day. Notice the shoes they are wearing. Imagine standing in those puppies all day. The Dark Zone salutes you.

PS: Click the photo twice to enlarge to read what the sign says the blonde is holding.

Happy Halloween 2012

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Zombie Fortress - Floating Zombie Barge

When Zombies Attack

As I have stated before, it is never to early to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. A vital part of surviving the horde of zombies is securing a Zombie Fortress impregnable to the horde. This intriguing design is named The Zombie Barge. The barge is self contained with different cargo on each ship. The barge can sustain a small amount of people for many weeks before coming ashore for more supplies.

The barge has electricity, both solar and water turbine, fresh vegetables grown on the barge, chickens, cows, and plenty of fish. The barge has living quarters, work area, storage, Jeeps, weapons, medical supplies, everything you need to survive.

The beauty of the floating barge is its mobility. The barge can move up and down a river, say, the Mississippi river to avoid zombies from collecting at the shore waiting for the barge.

There is plenty of room on the Ohio river. Should I begin constructing my own barge or are there design flaws in this fortress? Let me know in the comments.

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Usually Bad Luck To Cross A Black Cats Path

Halloween Tip #3: The Black Cat Superstition:
Don't always believe the old Halloween urban legends and wives tales that black cats are bad luck. As superstition goes, black cats are bad luck if you see a stray one. It's even worse luck if a black cat crosses your path. People to this day alter their own course to avoid a black cat. Perhaps the worrisome feelings stem fro the black cat being linked to the occult and witchcraft.

The Dark Zone advises: If you happen upon the scene pictured above, dive right in.

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Trick Or Treat Psycho Style

*Sound Effect: Door knocking*
Children At Door: "Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give us something good to eat!"
Voice Behind Door: "Mother, children are at our door again? What should I do?"
Female Voice Behind Door: "I'm in the shower. Answer the door and smile at them Norman. Invite them in for some candy."
That puts a smile on Norman's face every time.

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Tin Man Gets A Beating Heart

Anita Heart

Sadly, the Tin Man couldn't take the chance that the Wizard Of Oz wouldn't grant his wish and bestow upon him a beating heart. Instead, Tinny took matters into his own hands and hacked out the heart of his fiance, Anita Heart.

When a man's an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart.

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Sexy Halloween Zombies

As Halloween fast approaches throngs of Zombies take to the street searching for brains to devour. Oh, the Horror, the Horror! However, I guarantee you that is this bunch of zombies were attacking, before you fled, your thought process would be:
1) Run away.
2) Wait, they are pretty slow, I can stare for a moment.
3) Hey, these zombie chicks are kinda sexy.
4) I'd hit that....
5) These is no five fool.

Click any picture to send you to full size gallery.

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