10/29/2012

Tin Man Gets A Beating Heart

Anita Heart
Sadly, the Tin Man couldn't take the chance that the Wizard Of Oz wouldn't grant his wish and bestow upon him a beating heart. Instead, Tinny took matters into his own hands and hacked out the heart of his fiance, Anita Heart.

When a man's an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart.


Happy Halloween



LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

2 comments:

  1. It was the beating of his hideous heart. Oh wait, wrong story.

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  2. I don't think Edgar would mind.

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