10/31/2012

Zombie Fortress - Floating Zombie Barge

When Zombies Attack
As I have stated before, it is never to early to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. A vital part of surviving the horde of zombies is securing a Zombie Fortress impregnable to the horde. This intriguing design is named The Zombie Barge. The barge is self contained with different cargo on each ship. The barge can sustain a small amount of people for many weeks before coming ashore for more supplies.

The barge has electricity, both solar and water turbine, fresh vegetables grown on the barge, chickens, cows, and plenty of fish. The barge has living quarters, work area, storage, Jeeps, weapons, medical supplies, everything you need to survive.

The beauty of the floating barge is its mobility. The barge can move up and down a river, say, the Mississippi river to avoid zombies from collecting at the shore waiting for the barge.

There is plenty of room on the Ohio river. Should I begin constructing my own barge or are there design flaws in this fortress? Let me know in the comments.

Happy Halloween



LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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4 comments:

  1. Gumby10/31/2012 8:17 AM

    I've seen this before. This is a great plan. I dont see any flaws. When its cold just drift down south, when it gets hot, head up north.

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  2. Anti-christ10/31/2012 8:46 AM

    There is no real safe haven from my invading zombie horde. Sooner or later a bad storm will trap the barge and my minion will wade slowly into the sea and infect every last one of the barge humans.

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  3. LOTGK10/31/2012 8:16 PM

    There are always flaws, we just haven't seen them yet.

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  4. LOTGK10/31/2012 8:23 PM

    The zombies are your minions?

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