Catholic School Girl Uniform For Halloween

Sexiest Catholic School Girl Uniform 2013

Remember back when kids dressed up as their favorite monster, Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolfman, the devil, or Cinderella, or a Princess. Nowadays, you have to look really hard to find these costumes as kids now opt for a modern more adult view on Halloween costumes.

Case in point:
What would Halloween be without a sexy Catholic school girl uniform? Take a look around this halloween, you will see many of the school girl and very few if any of the others.

Sidenote: Someone ought to create a Miley cyrus tongue costume. It would be a big hit.

Happy Halloween

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Zombie Smoked And Electrocuted Video

Walking the show floor at the St. Louis Halloween trade show I happened upon this interesting display. A caged zombie in a smoky environment trying to escape. Watch the shocking results. 

  Happy Halloween

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Farmers Daughter Melons

Farmers Daughter Halloween Melons

With all this talk of a strong 2013 harvest of Halloween melons, it is only appropriate that I introduce you to the farmers daughter who cultivates all the dark Zone melons.

Happy Halloween

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Never Pull Over In A Horror Movie

Never Pull Over Or Out In A Halloween Horror Movie

So here is the scene. You have viewed this many times. You are driving down a deserted dirt road when out of nowhere a gorgeous half naked woman on the side of the road flags you down.

Take a good look around. You think, what could possibly go wrong if you stop to assist the damsel in distress? Here are the possibilities.

#1 After you help her, she will thank you by inviting you over for dinner. Her house is just down yonder down the road. Several hours later, you will be the main course.

#2 As soon as you get out of your vehicle, she will produce a shotgun from out of nowhere and demand you get on the ground. Seconds later the car coming the opposite direction will arrive with her three quite large cannibal brothers spilling out of the car. And they all look mighty hungry.

#3 You assist the damsel in distress, she strips down nude, makes wild passionate love to you, and then she hears the voice in her head telling her to jam the hunting knife she has hidden in her nap sack into your back. And she always listens to the voices.

Halloween Safety Tip #2:
If there is just one thing you have learned from watching countless hours of horror movies, it is to never stop to help the half naked gorgeous woman. Never. Ever.

Happy Halloween

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Vlad The Impaler Video

Vlad The Impaler, better known as Dracula, makes a sensational entrance as the cement tombstone looking doors swing open revealing Vlad in all his glory. Vlad was at the entrance of the Dark Zone at the St. Louis Halloween trade show. Vlad was a perfect welcome prop. And, Vlad doesn't sparkle like those other sissy vampires you see on TV these days. 

Happy Halloween

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Best Super Hero Halloween Costume 2013

Best Halloween Melons Super Hero Costume 

Halloween costume Contest #4
I don't really know what super hero costume this blonde model is showcasing, but it certainly suits her. (Get it!)

Happy Halloween

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Robert Pattinson Free From The Bitch

Robert Pattinson Finally Free From That Bitch

It is the year 2033 and Robert Pattinson is pursuing one of his favorite past times, skydiving.
It took him five Twilight movies to get close to Kristen, and 20 years and counting to rid himself from the leach.

Geronimo!!!

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Halloween Gate Keeper Welcomes You Video

If you own a Halloween haunted house or haunted attraction, the Gatekeeper is a perfect entrance prop. This prop is huge, well manufactured, and programmable. The voice is a very deep sinister sounding as he collects the souls of the of the patrons waiting to enter. Add a black light and the setting is fantastic. 

Happy Halloween

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Star Trek Melons - Alice Eve

Star Trek Melons Alice Eve

The Dark Zone excitedly introduces yet another 2013 Halloween Melons category, Sci-Fi Melons and Alice Eve is easily best in show. Eve portrayed Dr. Carol Marcus in Star Trek Into Darkness, the rebooted Star Trek series.

We look forward to seeing plenty more of Alice Eve in the future.

Happy Halloween

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Children Of The Corn

Children Of The Corn Adult Version

Forget about He Who Walks Behind The Rows,
This blonde model gives new meaning to the phrase, "Come into the corn!"

Malachai!!!

Happy Halloween

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Walking Dead Prison Door Scene Video

Looking like a scene right out of AMC's hit series, The Walking Dead, this Dark Zone scene has zombies (Walkers) bursting through a prison door on their relentless quest for flesh. This is an extremely lifelike Halloween prop when set in the right conditions. One of the best I have seen at the show. Walking Dead season four airs Sunday 9pm EST.  Happy Halloween

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Zombie Apocalypse Melons

Sexy Zombie Apocalypse Melons

In honor of season four of The Walking Dead airing this Sunday, we proudly present our Zombie Apocalypse Melons because even during the Zombie Apocalypse, nice melons are always a comfort.

(Move out of the prison Rick and go to Woodbury)

Happy Halloween

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Halloween Costume Contest #2

Somebody Give This Girl A Sandwich

This Halloween costume contestant comes from the St. Louis Halloween show. Although it appears that the bikini model's ribs are showing and that she is in desperate need of a sandwich, it is merely an illusion. Strategic body paint creates the ribs making the girl look way to skinny. Much like the body paint used in the movie, 300.

Happy Halloween

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Harry Potter 10 Years Later

Harry Potter Not Playing Quidditch Anymore

Every morning as Harry Potter goes to work as a courier messenger in Manhattan, New York, sucking up exhaust fumes and dodging insane taxi drivers, he thinks quietly to himself, Why the FUCK did I destroy the most powerful wand in the world!!!

Happy Halloween

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The Sixth Level Of Hell Video

Inside the pits of Hell, also known as the Dark Zone at the Halloween trade show in St. Louis, I filmed these quick six dark room props perfectly suited for an upscale haunted house. These props can be either automated or triggered by motion or pressure. I especially love the flying vampire. Great audio.  Happy Halloween

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A Bevy Of Sexy Beauties

A Bevy Of Sexy Halloween Costume Models

Halloween Costume Contest #1:

Question: What do a Pirate, Genie, Camo girl, Pussycat, Princess, and Cocktail waitress have in common?
Answer: One Hell of a Halloween party.

Happy Halloween

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Clowns Never Laughed Before Video

For those people afflicted with Clownaphobia, (Clownaphobia is the illogical fear of clowns) I present for your viewing pleasure a Halloween prop from the Dark Zone. I decided to add a werewolf and a zombie to your nightmare. Beanstalks never grew...  Happy Halloween

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I See Dead People - And Boobs

Happy Sexy Halloween 2013

It's October and that means not only have the tree leaves fallen and changed colors but also that Halloween is right around the corner. For 2013 the Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October. 

We are chock full of some very sexy Halloween sirens, outlandish adult Halloween costumes, real ghost stories, wild video from Halloween conventions, demons from Hell, big ripe Halloween melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Halloween Fact #1: The Miley Cyrus Twerking costume will be the #1 Halloween costume this year followed closely by a sober Lindsay Lohan and her tag-Along mother combo.

Happy Halloween

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Happy Halloween 2012

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2012 FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL INSTITUTE

Happy Halloween to all the readers of the Grassy Knoll Institute. I hope you enjoyed the bevy of beauties in our sexy Halloween costumes pages plus our bumper crop of Halloween melons. I appreciate your patronage and commenting through all these years. With the ever changing Internet experience as everything is shifting to smart phone access and 140 characters or less, the non commercial personal blog is quickly becoming extinct. I do not know what is in store for next year, or even tomorrow, or the direction this blog will take if any but once again I appreciate the patronage.

Happy Halloween

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2012 Winner - Best Halloween Melons

Best Melons 2012

Congratulations goes out to Caitlin O'Connor, Winner of the Dark Zone 2012 Best melons contest. Caitlin spent a long time on her melons and her dedication shows in the perfectly formed plump melons. As soon as we spied Kaitlin's melons, we knew hands down she would walk away the winner.

The grassy Knoll Institute In House Psychic see's big things in Caitlin's future beginning with a fast rise to the top in Maxim's 100 hottest babes. Horror and Sci-Fi movies are right around the corner.


Happy Halloween

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