6/18/2008

England Knows About Thought Screen Helmets

The British Crown has long known about the evil race of aliens attempting to control citizens minds through telepathy.
For over 100 years, Buckingham Palace guards, who guard the Queen and the royal family, secretly wear thought screen helmets under their dress hats to eliminate the threat of alien invasion through mind control.

Sadly, due to Prince Charles unusually large ears, a thought screen helmet has not been constructed yet to fit his large dome.

That explains Camilla.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

12 comments:

  1. I've always wondered what they had hidden under that hat. I've not the pleasure of meeting one of these fella's in real life yet, but once I do, I'm going to get right in their face, and mess with them a little bit, all in good fun of course, I just want to see if I can make them move or speak, although isn't that illegal?

    Oh and I've got my own special dolphin thought screen helmet, it's one of those things you get at fairs, the tall hats out of felt or something, it totally hinders those pesky aliens, especially at night when the parties are all the rage.

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  2. blasted camilla. can't stand that broad.

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  3. Well, you know what they say about men with large domes...

    (and yet, I'm still perplexed when it comes to Camilla... )

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  4. They have large brains?..... :)

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  5. Fish-On-A-Wall6/19/2008 10:25 AM

    Return of the coneheads. Lets consume mass quantities of beer.

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  6. I always wondered how the guards could stand so still without a single flinch. Cause they're being controlled by aliens.

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  7. I believe they did make a thought screen helmet for Charles...it was in fact the Germans that engineered it, they call it a VW Beetle...with the doors open of course.

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  8. Vegas Lake 336/20/2008 5:58 AM

    German Helmet. HMMNN. Sounds familiar. Where have I seen that before.

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  9. Ah we've got you all fooled here, no wonder we ruled the world, you see when they are stood still for so long without a bathroom break they are inclined "relax" themselves, and it is vital that you do not notice it [ I mean,who would be afraid of a soldier who has just peed in his pants] THAT'S why they have you all staring up at his hat. If you look closely at the picture above you can see he has just taken an even more serious bathroom break.

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  10. Certainly crafty devils.

    On a side note, we plan on a visit to London, and of course Dublin, next year. I have a sure fire plan to make the guard laugh.

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  11. some advice, don't pick on a mounted one, those horses are trained to headbutt anyone who gets near. and another thing if you see one outside the palace be very suspicious, there are fakes who get among the tourists-they are after your women.

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  12. Good to know, on both comments above.

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