10/19/2016

The Blair Nun Project

The Blair Nun Project
Quiz Time: What is more terrifying?

A) A few days hiking in the Black Hills in Burkittsville, Maryland filming a local documentary about a 18th century witch?

B) Spending eight years in the 1960's at a Catholic grade school run by brides of Jesus, also known as Catholic Nuns?


Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/18/2016

The 11 Wig And Dress Halloween Costume

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A hot Halloween costume this season will assuredly by the "11 Wig and Dress" from the Netflix hit series Stranger Things. Millie Bobby Brown portrays an 11 year old girl with extrodinary powers. She befriends a group of young boys to battle the Demogorgon.

There will be two versions of this costume. The blonde wig with clean pink dress and the dirty pink dress with jean jacket sans the blonde wig. And don't forget about "The Look" on her face. Start practicing in the mirror now.

Expect to see many Eleven's trick or treating this Halloween.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/17/2016

Its The Great Zombie Charlie Brown


With the immense populatiry of AMC Networks blockbuster hit series, The Walking Dead, it was only a matter of time before the children's Halloween classic It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown rebooted to the modern era. The is the 50th anniversary of the first airing of The Great Pumpkin. (For those keeping score at home, it first aired in  1966)

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/16/2016

Zombie Outbreak Logo

Lurking On The Grassy Knoll
Even the Grassy Knoll Institute staff was not immuned to the zombie outbreak. Several front line soldiers were attacked and turned.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/13/2016

Beware When Zombies Smile


Beware, when zombies smile, they like what they see, and eat what they see.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/10/2016

Not In Kansas Anymore

And Your Little Dog Too
Dorothy Gale, much like Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead Series, survived a nasty bump on the head. Both Rick and Dorothy woke up from bed and found themselves transported to an outlandish world.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/07/2016

Most Bloodcurdling Fact About Halloween 2016

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Of all things evil this Halloween season, none are more bloodcurdling than the two candidates above. One of these two clowns will be the Commander in chief of the most powerful nation in the world. We are all in grave danger.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/05/2016

Zombie Apocalypse Potential Cure


Supersize That Please!
In an attempt to curb the relentless attacks from walking dead zombies craving to eat your brain, the McDonalds fast food corporation has ingeniuously added a new value meal to its menu.
The McZombie Happy Meal.

Bon Appetit

Happy Halloween
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/04/2016

Killer Clowns Epidemic Sweeping The Nation

Killer Clown Epidemic Sweeping The Nation
The Grassy Knoll Institute interrupts our regularly scheduled Halloween Dark Zone programming for a very important message.

This is a serious message, we are not clowning fooling around. This time. Reports are coming in from over a dozen states of clowns harassing citizens with threats of violence and death.

On social media, several clown accounts are warning school districts to either blow up the school or thinly veiled explanations stating that the children will be sorry going to school next week.

Personal harassment and violence has also occurred. Some report that clowns have come out of nowhere on busy street corners and harass and threaten motorists stopped at red lights.

Some reports describe personal attacks at home or in secluded area's. Clowns approach said victim and attempt to strangle or use a knife to inflict fear and harm.

Alas, there have been frequent false reports of clowns chasing teens with knives threatening death and violence. Many have turned out to an elaborate hoax. Many video's are making their way across social media lending credence to the building hysteria of killer clown attacks.

This brings us to one frightful evening fast approaching. October 31st. Halloween evening. The night millions of children go house to house in their neighborhoods yelling out "Trick or treat" and beg for candy. In this day and age, parents walk alongside sidewalks keeping a watchful eye on their children as they trick or treat. Many parents dress up in costumes to join in the Halloween spirit.

This is a perfect setting for these so-called Killer Clowns. Walking the streets during Halloween blending in with the rest of the people. I implore every parent and guardian, please do not dress as a clown for Halloween. Secondly, be vigilant for any suspicious activity from other adults walking on the street, costumed or not. And thirdly, if a clown is spotted, collect your children and warn others of the possible danger and call 911 to report the incident.


Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/03/2016

Best Zombie Costume - Fork It Over


Fork You Zombie Apocalypse!
So what do we have here. Two sexy women out for a night on the town dressed as zombies. Face makeup is top notch. The neck wounds gaping and oozing. But seriously, stick a fork in it, this contest is over with the imagination and humor these two bring to the contest.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL