10/21/2013

Zombie Smoked And Electrocuted Video


Walking the show floor at the St. Louis Halloween trade show I happened upon this interesting display. A caged zombie in a smoky environment trying to escape. Watch the shocking results. 

  Happy Halloween
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/20/2013

Farmers Daughter Melons

Farmers Daughter Halloween Melons
Farmers Daughter Halloween Melons
With all this talk of a strong 2013 harvest of Halloween melons, it is only appropriate that I introduce you to the farmers daughter who cultivates all the dark Zone melons.

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/18/2013

Never Pull Over In A Horror Movie

Never Pull Over Or Out In A Halloween Horror Movie
Never Pull Over Or Out In A Halloween Horror Movie
So here is the scene. You have viewed this many times. You are driving down a deserted dirt road when out of nowhere a gorgeous half naked woman on the side of the road flags you down.

Take a good look around. You think, what could possibly go wrong if you stop to assist the damsel in distress? Here are the possibilities.

#1 After you help her, she will thank you by inviting you over for dinner. Her house is just down yonder down the road. Several hours later, you will be the main course.

#2 As soon as you get out of your vehicle, she will produce a shotgun from out of nowhere and demand you get on the ground. Seconds later the car coming the opposite direction will arrive with her three quite large cannibal brothers spilling out of the car. And they all look mighty hungry.

#3 You assist the damsel in distress, she strips down nude, makes wild passionate love to you, and then she hears the voice in her head telling her to jam the hunting knife she has hidden in her nap sack into your back. And she always listens to the voices.

Halloween Safety Tip #2:
If there is just one thing you have learned from watching countless hours of horror movies, it is to never stop to help the half naked gorgeous woman. Never. Ever.

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/17/2013

Vlad The Impaler Video


Vlad The Impaler, better known as Dracula, makes a sensational entrance as the cement tombstone looking doors swing open revealing Vlad in all his glory. Vlad was at the entrance of the Dark Zone at the St. Louis Halloween trade show. Vlad was a perfect welcome prop. And, Vlad doesn't sparkle like those other sissy vampires you see on TV these days. 

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/15/2013

Best Super Hero Halloween Costume 2013

Best Halloween Melons Super Hero Costume
Best Halloween Melons Super Hero Costume 
Halloween costume Contest #4
I don't really know what super hero costume this blonde model is showcasing, but it certainly suits her. (Get it!)

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/14/2013

Robert Pattinson Free From The Bitch

Robert Pattinson Finally Free From That Bitch
Robert Pattinson Finally Free From That Bitch
It is the year 2033 and Robert Pattinson is pursuing one of his favorite past times, skydiving.
It took him five Twilight movies to get close to Kristen, and 20 years and counting to rid himself from the leach.

Geronimo!!!

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/13/2013

Halloween Gate Keeper Welcomes You Video


If you own a Halloween haunted house or haunted attraction, the Gatekeeper is a perfect entrance prop. This prop is huge, well manufactured, and programmable. The voice is a very deep sinister sounding as he collects the souls of the of the patrons waiting to enter. Add a black light and the setting is fantastic. 

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/12/2013

Star Trek Melons - Alice Eve

Star Trek Melons Alice Eve
Star Trek Melons Alice Eve
The Dark Zone excitedly introduces yet another 2013 Halloween Melons category, Sci-Fi Melons and Alice Eve is easily best in show. Eve portrayed Dr. Carol Marcus in Star Trek Into Darkness, the rebooted Star Trek series.

We look forward to seeing plenty more of Alice Eve in the future.

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL