UFO Crashes In Las Vegas

An unidentified flying object, (UFO) crash landed on the Las Vegas strip this morning. Thousands of reports flooded the LVPD describing the giant UFO in the sky over the strip. Eyewitness accounts stated the UFO was unsteady and flying very low almost hitting several casino's until it finally nose-dived and crashed in the street right by the fashion mall. The above exclusive photo was taken by a Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientist just seconds before impact. The markings on the bottom right side of the ship looks strangely familiar and could possibly shed some light on from whence the aliens came from.

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Light In The Fog

Storm on the horizon for EFX.

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Slainte O Dhia Duit

Sexy Irish Lass Dressed Up For St. Patricks Day

In Ireland, there was an old drinking tradition at the local pubs. When several men entered the pub to drink, it was often the custom for them to go into a snug. (The back room) They never stood at the bar counter. Each of the men would strike three hearty blows on the counter to summon the barmaid. When the barmaid entered the room, she would be ordered to bring the men a pink of whiskey. She would return with a jug and only one glass.

The man who ordered and paid for the whiskey would stand up, pour a drink, hand the glass to the man nearest to him, and then say, "Here's health!" and to which the first man might reply back, "God grant you health!" In Gaelic, that toast is written, (Slainte O Dhia Duit) The men would repeat this process until all the men had a round or two or three.

Slainte O Dhia Duit and Happy St. Patrick's Day from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Attack On St. Patricks Day

On a mild March morning in Dublin, Ireland, giant aliens attacked without warning. Kicking off the festivities and the three day St. Patrick's Day parade, a balloon of gigantic proportions of St. Patrick himself, came into view signaling the start of the parade. In a bold and daring move, giant aliens hidden inside the balloon, sliced it open and descended upon the unsuspecting crowd of partygoers.On a positive note, the balloon did win "Best Irish Theme."

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Grassy Knoll Institute.

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Grassy Knoll Institute Secret Laboratory

The Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory photographed for the first time. A rival faction known only as "Chaos" has hunted down and posted onto the Internet the huge modern laboratory of the Grassy knoll for all the world to see. Scientists are scrambling at this very instant to secure all the precious objects obtained and sensitive top secret government documents merely lying around on their desks.

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Grassy Knoll Institute St. Patricks Day Waitress

Sexiest St. Patricks Day Barmaid

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a happy and safe St. Patrick's Day. May all your waitresses today be as lovely as the one above. Now, that's an Irish blessing.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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LOTGK Gets Walk Of Fame Star

I'm famous

LOTGK Gets Star On Famous Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Startling news out of Hollywood today as the famous Blogger Magnate LOTGK received a lifetime achievement star of fame. As usual, Patrick, the editor of LOTGK missed the event. He was later found in New York City having a sandwich at the Stage Deli.

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