Hillary Clinton Sans Make Up

With the presidential election race heating up with many candidates jockeying for position and air time, it was just about time for things to get nasty and ugly. A very unflattering photo of Hillary Clinton sans make-up is circulating the Internet like flying monkeys. Ms. Clinton refused to comment other than to say, "We're not in Arkansas anymore!" Former president and husband Bill Clinton was over heard saying in a low tone to his advisor, "I thought dropping a house on her sister would have slowed downed her political aspirations."

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Boy Scouting - Gemma Massey

With the waning interest of the male youth in the Boy Scouts of America franchise and with the pack leaders, usually the fathers of the scouts becoming fewer each year, the scout masters have taken immediate steps to reverse this trend. A new national ad campaign has debuted this morning to generate new interest in boy scouts. The ad simply states, BOY SCOUTING! So far this morning, 350,000 adult men have signed up to be pack leaders. Yes Mike, this one's for you.

PS: The model is none other than Gemma Massey, international print and cover model.

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Thanks For Playing 2006

Neener and Grimfairy showed up at the Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory to dance the night away. The party was rockin, even after I had taken the liberty of so many peoples blogs today. I hope you all know it was in good nature and all good clean fun. I make it an annual tradition to post like mad on April Fools day. My friends say its my real feast day, not St. Patricks Day, which really is.

Anyway, if I left anyone out, you should feel lucky but rest assured you will be targeted for next year.

Again, thank you all for reading my blog, commenting, and putting up with my crazy nature.

And Modblog sucks. LOL.

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Slade Wilson - Expert Marksman

Continuing with the seize on the Grassy Knoll Institute secret laboratory, at least we know who shot out all its windows. All that was heard as Slade escaped was, "Its Slade baby, tell daddy how you like it." The Institute followed his trail and tracked his trail to this location.
Slade Wilson Home

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Ufo Crashes In Las Vegas

Grassy Knoll Institute reports that a Giant Alien UFO crash landed on the Las Vegas strip this afternoon. Eyewitnesses confirmed that the saucer shaped craft was wobbling and seemed out of control as it approached the city. In an instant, the craft attempted to climb but an apparent power failure caused the ship to slam into the street below just missing the newly built Wynn Hotel and Casino. The crash caused a huge fireball. Dave, a special ops officer on the scene already had the area secured as more military personnel arrived. The Institute will relay more updates as they come in.

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Introducing Dr. Bitzky Seymour Bush

Doctor Bitzky, the astute multiLingual gynecologist has opened his practice abroad. Lines are forming as we speak. You may make an appointment here to see the doctor.

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Dinner At Hooters Las Vegas

Dave and I decided that after a hard day of work in Las Vegas we would have a relaxing dinner at a quaint restaurant. We chose Hooters instead. Our waitress was Sandy, and she was casually sitting waiting to serve us.

After we were seated, Sandy got up, fixed her uniform and came over to our table and took our order. I started with the chicken strips with BBQ sauce and for the main entree, a bacon cheeseburger with fries.

As we waited for our meals to be cooked and prepared, Sandy stayed close leaning on the bar counter smiling seductively at us every now and again and made sure our drinks were always full.

Finally, Dave and I finished our dinner. We thanked Sandy for the wonderful service and meals. Sandy smiled and said it was her pleasure and turned around to assist another customer who arrived for dinner. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute rates Hooters of Las Vegas a definite 5 out of 5 shots. Sorry, I FN forgot to take any pictures of the food.

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Explosion At Nellis Air Force Base

The Grassy Knoll Institute has learned a top secret military experiment backfired at Nellis Air Force base in Nevada today causing an immense explosion and blinding light knocking out all electrical systems. The experiment was rumored to be an extension of the 1940's Philadelphia experiment but this time an attempt to rip open a time portal to the past was the desired result. As the fire crews brought the fire and explosion under control, a head count was performed to verify any missing.

Luckily, no one was missing or hurt, but there were two extra people onsite with no credentials. An intense interrogation of the people, a man and a woman claiming to be husband and wife added very little to the mystery. The man kept saying his name was Lincoln. Abe Lincoln.

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Real Reason Modblog Server is Down

And oh yes, deliver that sandwich, fresh of course, to the secret laboratory of the Grassy Knoll Institute.

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Grassy Knoll Institute Secret Laboratory

The Grassy Knoll Institutes secret laboratory photographed for the first time. A rival faction known only as "Chaos" has hunted down and posted onto the Internet the huge modern laboratory of the Grassy knoll for all the world to see. Scientists are scrambling at this very instant to secure all the precious objects obtained and sensitive top secret government documents merely lying around on their desks.

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I Think I Met Jay Leno

Taking a break from the Tonight Show, Jay Leno stopped by the Grassy knoll Institutes secret laboratory to do a quick comedy stand up set. Of course he was funny as hell and knocked the crowd dead.

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Take Your Best Shot

Had My Cake - Eating It Too

OK Modbloggers, I had my fun this April Fools day. Now its your turn. The photo on top is me. *GASP* Yes, its me way back in 1978 when I was 18 years old. Its from my college student ID card. Its time for "Give me your best caption" time. Don't hold back. I'll start off as usual...... He's A Rebel Without A Clue.

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Modblog Sold To MSN For $1.5 Million

Modblog Sold To MSN for $1.5 Million

David Gorman, founder and owner of Modblog, accepted the tendered offer of $1.5 million dollars to an agreed upon merger with Microsft and MSN Spaces blog network. @Imike is on suicide watch......

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Its Clobbering Time

Its Clobbering Time

Doooh Head, defender of Canada and all that is good has his work cut out for him now that the United States has snubbed Canada concerning the Star Wars Missile Defense Shield. Of course, as he and his counterpart say, "Its clobbering time"

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Burger King Enormous Sandwich Kills 72

BK Breakfast Sandwich

Burger King Unveils New Breakfast Sandwich That Immediately Kills 72 People.

Tragedy struck at Burger King restaurants around the nation today as 72 people who lined up and waited to try the sandwich, died from massive heart failure immediately after consuming the sandwich.

Burger Kings new sandwich has 730 calories and 47 grams of fat. It consists of two scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, a six inch sausage patty, two pieces of cheese, and white enriched bun.

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Iceberg That Sank Titanic Located

Titanic Iceberg Located

Iceberg That Sank Luxury Liner Titanic In 1912 Found
While on a routine patrol in the atlantic ocean, the USS Grassy Knoll navy explorer located the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

The Navy ship was mapping icebergs as they made their slow migration into shipping lanes making them dangerous to older ships not equipped with modern sonar and technology. One of the Ensigns on watch spotted a rusty looking object jutting out from one of the icebergs. The ship moved in as close as it could and then Navy Seals were sent in recovery rafts to inspect and retrieve the metal object.

It was flown to Patterson Air Force base and Navy forensics experts determined it was a sheered off piece of the outer hull plating of the ill fated maiden voyage of the Titanic.

Ebay is asking for a cool one million dollars. Bidding ends at 4pm today......

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Modblogs Bitzkys Secret Revealed

Moomin Got Tongue

Bitzkys Secret Revealed

A Moomin's life indeed. Hiding behind that mild mannered demeanor hides a secret.

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Benthere And Hubby Revealed

Modblog Benthere

Modblogs Very Own BenThere and Hubby Revealed

After months of intensive investigating, the Grassy Knoll Institute offers this PHOTO of the famous Canadian woman extradinaire Benthere and her reclusive husband. Enjoy.

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Ted Kennedy Forms Car Pool

Ted Kennedy Car Pool

Ted Kennedy Ready To Car Pool tired of all the bad publicity he is receiving lately, tries to swing the momentum the other way and forms a Capital Hill Designated Driver program for secretaries that work on the hill.

Teddy can't figure out why there are no takers for his program.

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History Goddess Located

History Goddess Located

Modblogs Very own History Goddess Revealed.
Modblogs Own Resident History Goddess, Heidi, who left the community several weeks ago for a sabbatical has resurfaced. The Grassy Knoll Institute was able to obtain this exclusive photo of Heidi at work in her uniform. Learning has never been so stimulating.....

She looks a lot like Paris Hilton doesn't she?
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