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| Whipped Em Good |
Photographic evidence that aliens controled humankind in the 1980's. The new wave rock band Devo knew of the thought control and attempted to sever the telepathic link to the alien race by donning self made thought screen helmets made from flower pots. Devo had assumed (And we all know what happens when you assume) the lead based paint and pottery would somehow block out the telepathic rays from the aliens freeing them to write and perform their own music.
If only they were aware of velostat, the magical material needed to effectively eliminate aliens from controlling your thoughts.
As we learn from history, Devo's experiment failed. Alas, they were only men.
Duty now for the future.
LURKING, WHIPPING IT GOOD, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
