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| Thought Screen Helmet Listening Device |
In an attempt to collect vital information on the evil race of space aliens controlling a small population of people through telepathy, the
Grassy Knoll Institute scientists have engineered a device they call a reverse thought screen helmet. Unlike other thought screen helmets, this device intercepts the telepathic commands of the aliens, and with the help of velostat, a magical material with telepathic blocking properties, filters, processes, and records them. The data is then sent to the secret laboratory of the
Grassy Knoll Institute to decipher the encrypted messages.
The latest message decoded: Lady Gaga is a man. Now the world knows where that rumor began. With the evil race of space aliens. More messages will be revealed as soon as they are deciphered.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Its about time the grassy knoll went on an offensive with these pesky aliens. Its to stop looking and kick ass.
ReplyDeleteIts code named: Project Dumbo.
ReplyDeleteTHEY. WILL. NOT. CONTROL. US.
ReplyDeleteWE. WILL. BE VICTORIOUS!
I hear ya....
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Lady GaGa is a man. My name is intensely German, ¨Gretchen Lowe.¨ My songs were used by Lady Gaga, also known as Steffani German Notta. (get it, not german) Lady GaGa was designed to make people wonder about her sex and then reveal she is a man. Now to collect my royalties from MJ is another story. He slept in an oxygen bed, because of the whole breathing disorder, alien abduction thing. I have the breathing disorder and escalator phobia, and that is why they picked me. I think they want Gretchen Lowe vs. Steffani German Notta as a joke law suit. It will be revealed that ¨she¨ is a man. For some reason, they can read my thoughts, and it is a McDonnel Douglas joke. I don´t understand why they give children breathing disorders though. So I am not participating. I want the federal government to pay me and I want my royalties from MJ. I keep receiving a phone call from xxx-xxx-xxxx from some guy who says he is me and has the original vocal recordings of me singing, and not Steffani German Notta. Call him and you will see he only knows enough English to speak until you ask him ¨Why do you have recordings of Gretchen singing bad romance before steffani german notta could?¨ Then he does not speak English. Feel free to leave me a message or call an attorney for me as soon as possible. I am at xxx-xxx-xxxx.
ReplyDeleteYou need to strap your thought screen helmet firmly on your head straight away.
ReplyDeleteI'm listenig. Please send more thought screen helmet posts.
ReplyDeletePatience. More tSH updates will follow. Soon.
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