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| Thought Screen Helmet Listening Device |
In an attempt to collect vital information on the evil race of space aliens controlling a small population of people through telepathy, the
Grassy Knoll Institute scientists have engineered a device they call a reverse thought screen helmet. Unlike other thought screen helmets, this device intercepts the telepathic commands of the aliens, and with the help of velostat, a magical material with telepathic blocking properties, filters, processes, and records them. The data is then sent to the secret laboratory of the
Grassy Knoll Institute to decipher the encrypted messages.
The latest message decoded: Lady Gaga is a man. Now the world knows where that rumor began. With the evil race of space aliens. More messages will be revealed as soon as they are deciphered.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
