10/31/2007

Vanguard Of An Invading Army

Strange and unexpected happenings are occurring on Pluto, our most distant planet in the solar system. Pluto is the focal point of many scientific studies and conjecture as of late. Vast amount of equipment and resources are being expended on Pluto and the Grassy Knoll Institute wants to know why.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has obtained these facts so far on our distant planet. Like Mars, Pluto is closer to Earth than it has been in many years. Pluto is just now beginning to move away from the sun and the Earth returning back to its regular orbit. Pluto's atmosphere is also getting thicker even though it is moving away from the sun. In fact, the atmosphere is now so thick it completely obscures the surface of the planet.

Adding to the mystery, NASA has had the Hubble telescope trained on Pluto for over a year now snapping pictures as fast as it can focus. Many of the images show small disc like objects entering and exiting the planets atmosphere. These discs are coming from outside our solar system and do not have an orbit pattern. NASA has claimed that these so-called objects are merely dust particles that have been magnified by the suns closer proximity to the planet. NASA then immediately classified all the data incoming from Hubble and the radio telescopes that monitor sound wave and transmissions.

The Grassy Knoll Institute believes that these discs prove that life exists outside our solar system and these discs are actually alien ships using the planet Pluto as a space warehouse. If this is true, then the question begging to be asked is what are the aliens on Pluto doing and why are they amassing supplies and more and more ships there?

NASA plans on launching a probe to the planet in late 2006 to study the new thick expanding atmosphere and to discover the true identity of the discs surrounding Pluto. The only problem is that the probe won’t reach Pluto for more than 13 years from now.

Does NASA know more than they are telling?

Does NASA possess another Mars face type photo?

Is the government already covering up this monumental discovery of potential proof of life outside our own Earth's boundary?

Or, like War of the Worlds, is this the vanguard of an invading army?


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3 comments:

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    DISNEY
    Pluto was a dog. But so was Goofy.

    LOTGK
    So was Einstein, in the movie Back to the Future.

    The AntiChrist
    They can have the damn planet. By the time they get here all that will be left is Bill Gates and his family hiding in their bunker. I bet he is able to sell them an operating system for their nechranoozle.

    LOTGK
    They're already here. They're already here.

    D-Advocate
    Which one wore the pants? Pluto or Goofy?

    LOTGK
    I believe Goofy wore the pants and Pluto was his pet.

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  2. "DOES NASA KNOW MORE THAN THEY'RE TELLING?" ASKS SOMEONE. HAS NASA OR ANY OTHER CLANDESTINE GOV'T AGENCY EVER TOLD THE PUBLIC ANYTHING AT ALL? WASHINGTON WON'T EVEN GIVE US A STRAIGHT ANSWER AS TO WHO'S BURIED IN GRANT'S TOMB.

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  3. Jimmy Hoffa is.
    And as for the government, ignorant is bliss is their MO.

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