I Would Like To Order A Pizza Please

Pizza For Frank

What would the Halloween season be without a few light-hearted pranks. One of my favorite pranks involves pizza delivery. The prank begins by calling a local pizza shop that delivers. Order a large pizza with your favorite toppings. When the pizza shop asks for your name, (They always do) tell them it's for Frank.

Now simply wait the designated delivery time, (Usually around 30 minutes) and wait for the knock on the door from the delivery guy. Open the door looking puzzled and ask "What can I do for you?" When the pizza guy says "Pizza delivery for Frank!" Look him in the eye and exclaim, "Pizza for Frank, Frank is dead. He died in this very house two years ago ordering a pizza. Who did you talk to?"

Pay for the pizza and make sure he hears you thanking Frank for ordering a pizza for you. It will be the talk of the pizza joint for the evening.

Happy Halloween

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Mystery Halloween Costume

Is That you Ursula?

It’s time to Stump The Neener.
How do you play Stump The Neener? The rules are simple. Simply study the photo above. Take your time, make sure you absorb all the details. Now, all you need to do is tell me where you have seen this famous pose and bikini before. To play, simply enter your answer(Guess) in the comments section. First one to guess correctly wins. You can guess as many times as you like. I will add clues as the game goes along if needed or requested. Please don’t tell me No.

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Zombie Crawl And My 2000th Post

It was late in the evening and my best friend Gumby and I were walking home from the bar. Suddenly I got a text from my son saying a zombie outbreak was in progress and the city was being over run with the walking dead.

After absorbing the news, we picked up our pace to return to my zombie fortress, (Yes folks, I have prepared for the zombie apocalypse) when a horde of zombies blocked our path.

The zombies spotted us and we stopped in our tracks. I tell Gumby that I was glad I decided to wear my Nike running shoes. Gumby, looking frightened out of his mind said, "It doesn't matter what type of shoes you're wearing dude, you're not going to outrun the horde. There's to many of them."

I replied back to Gumby after doing a few quick stretches, "I don't have to outrun the horde, I just have to out run you!"

PS: This is the Grassy Knoll Institute's 2000th post. How befitting it is during the Halloween season, posting about the Zombie outbreak, and me throwing Gumby under the bus. (His nick name is sled)

I want to thank everyone past, present, and future who have visited my secret lair and shared a few laughs with me. I truly appreciate it.

Happy Halloween

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Why Did The Ghost Cross The Road

Two Ghosts Having Coffee Together

It was All Hollows Eve and two ghosts are floating through the grave yard talking and telling jokes.

Ghost One says to ghost two: Hey, why did the ghost cross the road?

Ghost Two replies: I don't know! Why?

Ghost One: To get to the other side!


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Halloween Costume #2 - Body Painted Hottie

Give This Girl A Sandwich

Halloween 2012 is the breakout year of exotic body paint adult costumes. As Halloween transitions from children trick or treating to adult parties, the costumes have become more elaborate and of course revealing. Perhaps this is why Halloween is fast becoming the favorite holiday in the United States. God Bless America.

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Cause This Is Thriller... Thriller Cat

Darkness falls across the land,
The midnight hour is close at hand.
Creatures crawl in search of blood,
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood.
And those whoever shall be found,
Without the soul for getting down,
Must stand and face the hounds of hell,
And rot inside a corpse's shell

Cause this is thriller,
Thriller night.
Cause I can thrill you more,
Than any ghost would ever dare try.
Thriller, thriller night,
So let me hold you tight,
And share a killer, diller, chiller thriller here tonight.

Happy Halloween

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We Need Your Flesh

We Need Your Flesh To Survive

Welcome Internet surfer. We are grateful you stopped by. We know you are alone right now. It's late in the evening, the light is flickering. Pay no attention to that faint sound in the back ground.
It is nothing but the wind....

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Hotel Conneaut Ghost Elizabeth Photo

Legendary Hotel Conneaut Ghost Elizabeth

Every year the Grassy Knoll Institute paranormal investigators return to Hotel Conneaut to document evidence that the elusive Matron of the Manor, Ghost Elizabeth is still roaming the hallways since her tragic death in 1943. This year we were filming the third floor hallway at night when a soothing yellowish light appeared in the window frame. The light slowly lit the surrounding area illuminating the hallway.

Several seconds later, an apparition appeared behind the willowy shear drapes forming the shape of a young woman. We snapped the above photo and then moved closer for a better vantage point. Elizabeth must have spotted our movement and quickly dissipated into the air.

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