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12/13/2007

The Women of Star Trek

Sexy Women Of Star Trek
Sexy Women Of Star Trek
Star Trek, a science fiction cult phenomenon TV show created by Gene Roddenberry first aired in 1966 which spawned many blockbuster movies and spin-off TV series since. From Star Trek, to The Next Generation, to Deep Space 9, to Voyager, to finally back to Enterprise, a sort of prequel to where it all began.

Along with the Earthlings of the future battling aliens and solving the problems of the Universe, there was always one constant on Star Trek. Thats right. Women. Beautiful women. This is a tribute to the beautiful women with lead roles in all the series.

Star trek Nurse Chapel
Nurse Chapel
Nurse Chapel. Original series. Gene Roddenberry's wife, Nurse Chapel had the hots for Spock, the half human, half vulcan Commander. She had her chance a few times with Spock, but never quite brought the romance to fruition. She also had a recurring role on TNG as a betazoid queen and was also the voice of the computer in all following series.


Star Trek Lt. Uhura
Lt. Uhura
Lt. Uhura, Communications officer. Original series. Uhura made Television history with Captain Kirk with the first interracial kiss as both were being controlled by aliens with telpathic powers. No one messed with Uhura, she would lull you off guard with her singing and then cut you up with her knives.



Star Trek Yeoman Rand
Yeoman Rand
Yeoman Rand. Original series. Captain Kirk's sexy blonde eye candy. Yeoman Rand was put into several dire situations. Her most famous episode was when the crew contracted a deadly aging disease and she had to cope with Kirk aging rapidly and finding out that the disease had infected her as well.




Star Trek Dr. Beverly Crusher
Dr. Beverly Crusher
Moving to the spinoff series, The Next Generation, Beverly Crusher, the ships chief medical officer, has a history with Captaqin Picard and several episodes elude to their steamy past. Her son Wesley is apparently the most gifted man in the universe.




Deanna Troi star trek
Deanna Troi
Deanna Troi, half Betazoid, half Human ship counselor. The Next Generation. She used her telepathic powers to aid Captain Picard in alien negotiations and to sense fear and danger. Was romantically linked to Worf, the Klingon warrior, and to Commander Will Riker.



Tasha Yar had sex with Data
Tasha Yar
Tasha Yar. The Next Generation. The tough, blonde, rebel with a past security chief. She was killed off by an alien resembling an oil slick. She later appeared as a cloned Romulan and also in an alter universe episode. And she had sexual relations with Commander Data, the human android.



Major Kira Nerys
Major Kira Nerys
Major Kira Nerys. Deep Space 9. Former member of the Bajoran underground and now Captain Cisco's right hand woman. Romantically linked to Odo, the shape shifting head of security on the space station.




Jadzia Dax star trek
Jadzia Dax
Jadzia Dax. Deep Space 9. Jadzia was a Trill, a species that had a symbiotic relationship with a worm like being. Dax was well over 300 years old, and was transplanted in many hosts, both male and female. She was romantically linked to the stations doctor, Julian.



star trek Ezri Dax
Ezri Dax
Ezri Dax. Deep Space 9. After Jadzia Dax was murdered, the Trill host, or symbiot survived and needed to be transplanted into a Trill host or also face death. Ezri, the young ambitious officer, never wanted to be joined with the Trill, but was the only host. She continued the rest of the series as a very confused, yet sexy Star Fleet officer.





Captain Janeway
Captain Janeway
Captain Janeway. Voyager. Janeway, a seasoned captain is marooned in the Delta quadrant 75 years away from home. Her ship and crew must face terrible challenges alone. Janeway was romantically linked to Chakota, Commander and former leader of a rogue faction called the Marquee.



B'Lanna Torres Voyager star trek
B'Lanna Torres
B'Lanna Torres. Voyager. The half Klingon, half Human chief engineer of Voyager. Also a rebel Marquee fighter, and was romantically linked to both Chakota and ended up marrying Tom Paris, the crack pilot of Voyager.




Kes Voyager
Kes Voyager
Kes. Voyager. Kes was a two year old Okampan alien from the Delta Quadrant. Her life span was 9 years and was romantically linked to the Talaxian Neelix, the holographic doctor, and to Tom Paris. She left the show in grand style saving the crew from the Borg and propelling them 20 years closer to home.



Seven Of Nine sexy borg
Seven Of Nine
Seven Of Nine. Voyager. Seven was assimilated by the Borg as a young girl and was finally freed by the crew of Voyager 20 years later. Even though she carries some remnant Borg hardware on her face and body, Seven emulated sexuality. She was romantically linked to Tom Paris and the holographic doctor.



Hoshi Sato
Hoshi Sato
Hoshi Sato. Enterprise. Hoshi was a skilled linguist and accepted Captain Archers request to become communications officer for the first Warp 5 space ship. Her character never had a chance to develop any personal relationships but the best guess would be Malcolm, Tactical officer.




T'Pol Of Vulcan sexiest vulcan
T'Pol Of Vulcan
T'Pol of Vulcan. Enterprise. T'Pol, the 66 year old Vulcan science officer was forced by the Vulcan high command to help the humans in their quest for space exploration. T'Pol made Star Trek history by having the first nude love scene with Trip, chief engineer.


There you have it. The sexiest women of Star Trek. All 15 of them.


Lurking On The Grassy Knoll

11/19/2007

Thought Screen Helmet Test Pattern

Evil Telepathic Aliens Control Your Mind
PLEASE STAND BY
An important alien transmission from outer space follows.This is a message from the outer nebula where the thought screen helmet aliens reside.

We are not the monsters some portray us to be. We do not wish to control and enslave humanity into a life of servitude. We did not leave you a "Cook book," nor do we have an eight foot tall metallic robot that shoots lasers from its visor. We are only concerned with your well being the direction the human race is headed.

We contacted you through the use of the Grassy Knoll Institute web site to inform and educate the population that a small sect of humans are attempting to control the world under the guise of the "Thought Screen Helmet." This sect declares that we, an alien race, are stealing humans thoughts to control the brain and force these people into mindless automatons. That statement cannot be further from the truth.

These so called Helmeteers are slowly gathering followers by brain washing them with the thought screen helmet, the very weapon said to protect them from alien abduction. Once the helmet has been worn for 72 hours and beyond, the wearer loses self control and becomes pliable to the evil helmeteers. At that point, they can manipulate the unsuspecting helmet wearers to do their bidding.

We ask that you embrace us as a loving benevolent race of beings that only want what's good for humanity. We have come in peace. It is up to you, readers of the Grassy Knoll institute, whether we leave in peace.

END TRANSMISSION



LURKING, THINKING CLEARLY, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL