Iceberg That Sank Titanic Located

Titanic Iceberg Located

Iceberg That Sank Luxury Liner Titanic In 1912 Found
While on a routine patrol in the atlantic ocean, the USS Grassy Knoll navy explorer located the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

The Navy ship was mapping icebergs as they made their slow migration into shipping lanes making them dangerous to older ships not equipped with modern sonar and technology. One of the Ensigns on watch spotted a rusty looking object jutting out from one of the icebergs. The ship moved in as close as it could and then Navy Seals were sent in recovery rafts to inspect and retrieve the metal object.

It was flown to Patterson Air Force base and Navy forensics experts determined it was a sheered off piece of the outer hull plating of the ill fated maiden voyage of the Titanic.

Ebay is asking for a cool one million dollars. Bidding ends at 4pm today......

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Modblogs Bitzkys Secret Revealed

Moomin Got Tongue

Bitzkys Secret Revealed

A Moomin's life indeed. Hiding behind that mild mannered demeanor hides a secret.

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Clay Aiken Lands FOX Sitcom

The Clay Aiken Bunch

Clay Aiken, runner up to last years American Idol fame has parlayed his fame into a starring role in a new upcoming FOX Network sitcom. It is loosely based on the 1970's hit The Brady Bunch.

The shocker is: Simon Cowell announced his resignation from Idol to join Aiken on the sitcom. Rumor has it Simon will revise the role of Alice, the wise cracking maid.

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Ted Kennedy Forms Car Pool

Ted Kennedy Car Pool

Ted Kennedy Ready To Car Pool tired of all the bad publicity he is receiving lately, tries to swing the momentum the other way and forms a Capital Hill Designated Driver program for secretaries that work on the hill.

Teddy can't figure out why there are no takers for his program.

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History Goddess Located

History Goddess Located

Modblogs Very own History Goddess Revealed.
Modblogs Own Resident History Goddess, Heidi, who left the community several weeks ago for a sabbatical has resurfaced. The Grassy Knoll Institute was able to obtain this exclusive photo of Heidi at work in her uniform. Learning has never been so stimulating.....

She looks a lot like Paris Hilton doesn't she?
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President Bush Pisses Off Canada

President George Bush Pissed At Canada

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - The European Union and Canada will slap an extra 15-percent duty on a range of U.S. agricultural and other exports in a dispute over payments to U.S. companies that Washington says were hurt by dumping, EU and Canadian officials said on Thursday.

George W. Bush simply had this to say......

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Michael Jackson Case Takes Turn For The Worse

Michael jackson Case Takes Turn For The Worse

Hollywood, California: As the Jackson case gets into the meat of evidence, Jacksons team of lawyers brought in outstanding character witnesses to testify to help bolster the case.

Maybe these people weren't the ones to ask.....

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Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch For Sale

Michael Jackson Neverland Rance Property Up For Sale

Michael Jackson Puts Neverland Ranch Up For Sale

In a desperate attempt to raise money for his escalating legal fee's, Michael Jackson has put his beloved Neverland Ranch up for sale. His extravagant lifestyle has left him all but broke and with the high priced lawyers he is retaining sucking him dry, (A sort of reversal) he must begin liquidating his assets.
And he had so many fondle memories there.

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