Showing posts with label john kennedy. Show all posts
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8/06/2008

An Exact Moment In Kennedy History

An Exact Moment In Time
At this exact moment, Richard Nixon was thinking, (Someday, I’m going to blow his motherfucking head off.)
And the rest is history…. Or conspiracy.

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7 Responses to “Exact Moment In History”


  1. Anti-Christ said

    This may be your best caption ever.

  2. Gumby said

    LMFAO!
    I bet he was thinking that. Kennedy was kicking his ass and the camera kept showing Nixon all sweaty and nervous.

  3. Max Jackl said

    And kill his brother Bobby as well.

  4. SIGHTER said

    MARVELOUS! SIMPLY MARVELOUS. GLAD I RETURNED.

  5. LOTGK said

    Returned? From where?

  6. Gumby said

    From the perch on the grassy knoll. Thats where.

  7. Raincoaster said

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

12/04/2007

Richard Nixon And John Kennedy Meet

The Assassination Begins


Congressman John Kennedy and his wife Jacqueline greet vice-president Richard Nixon. The trio are at Midway Airport in Chicago.
#8 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.

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  1. Cindy said

    Are these cards worth anything?

  2. LOTGK said

    Cindy, do a Google search, JFK collector cards. I would think they are worth something, not a fortune or anything, but something.
  3. i HAVE JFK COLLECTOR CARDS I WOUND LIKE TO KNOW HOW MUCH THEY ARE WORTH PLEASE REPLY BACK AT

11/22/2007

President Kennedy Was Assassinated By Aliens

There are hundreds if not thousands of conspiracy theories related to and concerning our 35th president of the United States, John Fitzgerald Kennedy and that fateful day in Dallas in 1963. Many surmise that Fidel Castro and Cuba assassinated him to even the score with the Bay Of Pigs catastrophe. Some think the Russians because of the spotlight Kennedy shined on the Soviet Union during the Missile crisis. Others claim the Mafia put a hit on the president to even the score against brother Bobby. The list goes on and on with every conceivable theory except one. And that my dear reader (s) will be the one discussed today.
In 1963, President John Kennedy was ready to expose too the world a secret that the government guarded since 1947 that an alien craft really did crash land in Roswell, New Mexico and the military harvested and reversed engineered the alien technology recovered to leap frog the world as a super power.
The surviving alien life forms also assisted in the understanding of how the technology worked and how it could be applied to weaponry, agriculture, and medicine. It is not a coincidence that jet propulsion improvements accelerated right after 1947 not to mention space flight.
The United States military in the 10 years after World War II was advancing by leaps and bounds. Computer technology, and not the cathode ray tube technology, but semiconductor technology exploded leading credence that the military had alien support.
John Kennedy wanted to distance himself from the disastrous Bay of Pigs debacle and needed a media blitz that would capture the worlds interest and imagination. The Roswell crash revelation would have been such a story.
But a problem arose. The alien race was not yet convinced that humans were ready to accept that they were not alone and the center of the universe. There were two huge factors to consider.
One: The balance of power had already shifted toward the United States and China and the Soviet Union would demand to be awarded the same technological advances enjoyed by the States for 16 years.
Two: Religious ramifications. All religions on the planet earth would now have to accept and re-examine their doctrine of faith. Millions of people would certainly have a hard time coping with the shakeup of their faith and that everything they were taught in school, church, and family, was a lie.
The Roswell aliens felt humanity wasn’t ready to deal with these worldly issues and devised a cover up scenario to keep everything Quid pro quo.
On that fateful day November 22nd, 1963, Kennedy was assassinated and silenced forever. Lee Harvey Oswald was set up as a patsy by using their incredible telepathic mind control to influence Oswald to shoot Kennedy from the 6th floor school book depository.
By manipulating the investigating officers and government officials assigned to the Kennedy assassination, created a media circus captivating the nation and the world for years. The nations interest shifted from the flying saucer sightings cropping up all over the nation to the Warren commission, the Kennedy assassination, and the conspiracy associated with it. Forty four years, the nation is still abuzz with the Kennedy conspiracy
The United States continue to reap the benefits of alien contact, (The only country to land on the moon, the space shuttle, and the stealth jet to name just a few) and as soon as the Roswell aliens deem humanity ready to accept the truth, we will certainly be waking up in a brave new world.




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26 Responses to “Kennedy Assassinated By Aliens”


  1. Revinjim said

    This works just as well as any other theory!

  2. Ethan said

    you are a fn idiot. give some fn proof about your alien claims. you should just kill youself. cia operatives killed kennedy b/c of the bay of pigs incident. you stupid motherfucker.

  3. LOTGK said

    Ethan, apparently you have missed the tagline of this web site. The home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory. We keep overhead and expenses low to provide more affordable and better tasting conspiracy theories for our readers.
    Hurry, supplies are limited. And quit calling me Shirley.
    It ‘s a humorous site you twit. But you made me laugh.
    Thanks for playing.

  4. Old Way said

    I thought aliens killed JFK because of his challenge to put a man on the moon. The many failures of launch vehicles and the Apollo 11 fire, plus the assasination, would discourage our attempts to journey into space.
    Aliens had many observatories and labs, including large mining facilities on the moon who’s camoflauge could not withstand the close scrutiny of a lunar excursion by humans.
    When after all these failures did not quale our resolve, the aliens had to move their facillities to the deep ocean, a less desireable location.
    The aliens were also upset at Kennedy because of what they felt was a breach of an agreement they had with Eisnhower, which he agreed that the aliens could take a few citizens for testing and examinations. The aliens concept of a few did not hold well with JFK. A “few”, to the aliens was nearly 30% of our population. Their understanding of the term was from there limited observations in which when someone was offered a “few”, say there is a plate of ten cookies, and someone says, ” have a few”, and the person takes three cookies, the aliens interperate a “few” as 30% and since they agreed to it they must use 30% of the worlds population as test subjects!

  5. LOTGK said

    That would explain the Republican party.

  6. The Truth said

    That would explain the liberal, left-wing mentality of the democrats. I also koew that something was off with their ideology and perspective.

  7. LEE LARSON said

    YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, BLAME THE ALIENS. RACISM! RACISM! RACISM! EVERY TIME THE COUNTRY HAS A PROBLEM, BLAME THE LITTLE GREEN MEN WHO WEREN’T THERE. *THOSE OF US ON THE INSIDE TRACK ALL KNOW PERFECTLY WELL THAT JFK WAS SNUFFED ON ORDERS FROM THE ‘FRATERNAL ORDER OF INTELLECTUAL ESKIMOS’: F.O.O.I.E.

  8. LOTGK said

    Who said the aliens were green? I’m thinking more on the lines of a Grayish tint.

  9. LOTGK said

    Who said the aliens were green? I’m thinking more on the lines of a Grayish tint.

  10. Bitzky said

    No no, they are covered in white fuzz and to an untrained eye they resemble small hippos walking on their hind legs. LOTGK knows what I’m talking about *nods*

  11. LOTGK said

    Nods back with understanding to Mister Moomin.

  12. Jp said

    wt if jfk was an alien? is nasa just a scheme set up to provide e.t craft with docking points?

  13. Cole Maston said

    I think that JFK was killed by Chuck Norris when he was a Texas Ranger. The reason being is that there was and episode where JFK called Chuck a baby back b*tch. Therefore i think that it was Chuck Norris and i AM right.
    Cole-Bug

  14. Snowflake said

    Ogg bgah fellow aliens they have discovered us. We must return to the mother ship. Ogg ogga Now
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  17. Anonymous said

    Republicans are aliens.

  18. Tele Tubbie said

    back and to the left… back and to the left…

What Once Was Camelot

What Once Was Camelot
Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he’s gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend John?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he’s gone.
Anybody here seen my old friend Martin?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked ’round and he’s gone.
Didn’t you love the things that they stood for?
Didn’t they try to find some good for you and me?
And we’ll be free
Some day soon, and it’s a-gonna be one day …
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
I thought I saw him walkin’ up over the hill, With Abraham, Martin and John.
Lyrics by Dion




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7 Responses to “JFK Assassination Anniversary”


  1. LEE LARSON said

    NO, NO, YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. JFK WASN’T ASSASSINATED, HE COMMITTED SUICIDE BY SHOOTING HIMSELF TWICE WITH AN UNREGISTERED HANDGUN. *HEY, THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS ANY OTHER THEORY/CONCLUSION WE’VE HEARD! REMIND ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I MANAGED TO SHOOT ABE LINCOLN ALL BY MYSELF BACK IN 1865; I FLED THE AUTHORITIES IN A UFO AND HAVE BEEN ON THE RUN EVER SINCE. WOULDN’T HAVE SURVIVED IF BIGFOOT HADN’T HID ME OUT FOR 45 YEARS.

  2. LOTGK said

    I knew it had to do with time travel someway.
    BTW, big foot saw his shadow, that means six more decades of hiding out.

  3. Jim Porter said


  4. Gumby said

    I saw that a week ago. Thought it was Kennedy at first til playboy claimed the picture.

  5. RTB said

    I’ve been watching ’3 shots that changed the world’ – the JFK’s assassination.
    A strong argument for ‘Oswald’ as the lone gunman.
    But Jean Dixon, an alleged physic, wrote to the president warning him not to go to Dallas.
    Why did no one interview her?! Did she dream the assassination? Did she see it in Astrology?
    The Germans were very much into Astrology- using light as a mechanism, even though science can prove
    astrology is not a science. Its humans that create the horoscopes and decide when and where to act on them.
    The archdukes assassination at 11:00 am, June 28, 1914- led to war, wwI
    Von Hindenburg’s death eventually led to the annexation of Austria- like the Archduke’s attempt to annex Bosnia + Herzogovina
    What go around comes around in theory.. Hitler from Austria- both annexation attempts’ fail.
    JFK leads to the escalation of Vietnam.
    The houses (astrology) between the Archdukes death and Von Hindenburgs’ death are identical.
    On August 02, 1934 when Von hindenburg died, the Sun was 9 degrees Leo, Moon was 10 degrees Taurus-
    bouncing light off the moon from the sun in degrees- 9 Leo to 10 Taurus hits 11 degrees Aquarius,
    where the moon was when JFK was assassinated.. 11 degrees, 11th Sign
    The Prime Minister of England, on Sept 03, 1939- threatened Germany with war at Nine, declared war at Eleven. thus 9-11
    Remember, New York used to be ‘New Amsterdam’- maybe that ‘New City’ predicted by that so-called fameous phsyic.
    New York, first capital- also the 11th Coloney of the original 13.
    Empire State building, hit by B-25 July 28th, 1945- Sunday- the anniversary of WWI being declared in 1914
    World Trade Center, 9-11, hit tuesday, looks like an eleven- 110 stories
    In Binary, Sunday is (0)1, on 9-11, Tuesday is written as (0)11.
    Friday the sixth day of the week- or oswald on Friday, nov 22, 1963- the 6th floor
    Can be written as (0)110, the trade center had 110 floors- April 20th Hitler’s birthday is the 110th day of the year
    This should be enough for ya’s. Don’t get on started on UFO’s, or “ODESSA”- THE Pearl of the Black Sea-
    Like Paraguay is to South America, might be, for escaping ‘Nazi’s.
    There used to be a story, saying, that there was a UFO base in Peru- In the 70′s, I didn’t believe that, but then
    I found out that the Germans at the end of the war creating, Flying Saucer, flying wings- (Horton Ho-9′s) like craft.
    But they were so defeated, they were probably leaving Germany to regroup.
    2046, 2047, 2048 are years to pay attention to- USE binary
    day 9-11, and day 9-12 are writtten simularily like 2047, 2048.
    (0)11111110, 9-11 and (0)11111111, 9-12.. ’2046′-, (0)11111111110.. 2047- (11.1′s)–(0)11111111111.. 2048-(0)100000000000…
    WELL ANYWAY..

11/21/2007

Moments Before Shots Rang Out

Moments Before Impact
New film footage was donated today, on presidents day, of president John F. Kennedy’s motorcade moments before shots rang out killing JFK.
George Jefferies, the cameraman on the film, donated the film to the Sixth Floor Museum in Dallas today. He put away the film for over 43 years thinking it wasn’t of any real value or importance but was coaxed to bring the footage to the light of day once again. The film is very clear with bright colors and completely in focus, unlike the Zapruder film which was the only known film in existence of the assassination.
The film clearly shows other people with video camera’s filming away as the presidents limousine passed by them. The Grassy Knoll Institute wonders if perhaps, there are many more amateur videotographers with video footage of the president with clearer focus, a different angle, a better perspective, of the president getting shot? The odds are very good that an event such as this one, hundreds of bystanders had camera’s and 8 millimeter movie camera’s focused on the president. And only one film was confiscated and taken in for evidence.
Why is that only the Zapruder film, a choppy out of focus film, the only video evidence of the Kennedy assassination? Just compare the quality of Zapruders film to Jefferies and the results are night and day. Perhaps there are other films, from other angles, showing the fatal blasts to Kennedy’s head. Perhaps those reels have been confiscated from the bystanders, and later returned to them after inspection for any evidence captured on film that could shed light on the killing.
Perhaps people are afraid to submit their footage for they know they captured something other than what has been drilled into the American public for 44 plus years. Maybe someone, in their 80′s are waiting for death to come knocking on their door before they reveal to the world what really happened on that fateful 1963 November day in Dallas.

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  1. Chuck said

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  2. LEE LARSON said

    INTERESTING THAT THE KENNEDY ARCHIVES WERE SEALED ‘FOREVER’. THE LINCOLN ARCHIVES WERE SEALED FOR 75 YEARS, WHICH MEANT 1940 AS THE MAGIC YEAR OF REVELATION. THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT NOTWITHSTANDING, THE GOV’T STILL FLATLY REFUSES TO OPEN THE LINCOLN ARCHIVES, WHILE THE ‘SEALED FOREVER’ KENNEDY ARCHIVES ARE SLOWLY BEING OPENED ONE PARAGRAPH AT A TIME.

  3. LOTGK said

    And does anyone really think that one shred of evidence is concealed in the sealed documents? No way. Everything is destroyed. All tracks are covered. Even the assassin (s) himself has been eliminated.

  4. Megan said

    i need help on my jfk project

  5. Doug said

    I think anyone who doesn’t believe there was a “plan” to kill JFK is delusional at this point. The naysayers enjoy trying to shoot down all of the theories but I think to them, it’s almost a game. The fact is that LBJ wanted to be president very badly and it was public knowledge that he hated being VP. JFK and his brother were in the process of trying to kick him off their ticket for the 64 campaign so he had no other way to become president. I believe he and Hoover started the “plan” along with perhaps, Allen Dulles, the CIA director JFK had kicked to the curb. Who actually did the shooting (Cuban exiles, Mafia, CIA, Secret Service, etc.), I don’t really have any theories on but I believe it was well orchestrated. If you remember after the assassination, Hoover wrote the FBI report (lone gunman) on the assassination and finished it rather quickly for such a catastrophic event (like maybe around Dec 12, if I remember correctly). After that, LBJ and Hoover met and discussed the need to create their own committee to investigate the case (Warren Commission) (there is actual audio of this conversation) and also the importance of the lone gunman theory to be the only one agreed upon. They even appointed Allen Dulles to be on the committee. The Warren Commission’s sole mission was to “corroborate” the Hoover FBI report i.e. lone gunman theory. That’s not a true investigation but rather a compilation of the “appropriate” evidence to support a conclusion you have already come to. One of the more telling details of that day was actually some film footage where as the President’s limo is turning onto Elm Street from Houston street, the Secret Service guys are asked to stand down. One of the agents throws his hands up in the air like why are we here if not to walk along beside the President. Oh and one last thing, the HSCA in 1977 concluded that there was “likely” a conspiracy to kill the President. One last factoid that I read and found interesting: in 1963, it was not a Federal crime (felony) to kill the President of the United States. After his death, it become a Federal crime.

    • LOTGK said

      I truly believe there was a plan with multiple shooters to guarantee the assassination.

      • Doug said

        well, that is more than likely true. I think as far as that day, there are a few interesting details. 1) The “umbrella man” who opens and closes his umbrella several times (on a very clear sunny day by the way) right as the motorcade was close to the “shooting” spot. To me, that was a signal to the snipers/shooters to commence. 2) there was not only the Texas book Depository where LHO was supposedly shooting from but there was the DalTex Oil Corp building and also the Dallas Courthouse Jail right next to it. The prisoners in the building say they could see gunmen/snipers sitting in the Oil company building as well. Like you said, there were more than likely multiple shooters and perhaps they didn’t all end up having to shoot but were more as backup to “make sure” they accomplished their “mission”. 3) there are pictures of two men after the shootings when everyone else is diving down to the ground or running away frantically in hysterics, they very calmly walk and sit on the sidewalk. One man appears to talk on a walkie talkie or something (I think he has been dubbed “radio man”) as if to say mission accomplished or something of the like. 4) also, the FBI confiscated the Zapruder film for a period of days before anyone could see it – so remember the footage we have seen is more than likely NOT the true complete footage originally taken by Zapruder. They deleted frames and spliced it back together more than likely to hide any obvious evidence. I have also been curious myself about that Stemmons Freeway sign blocking our view almost exactly at the point where Kennedy is first shot in the neck (you see him grasping his neck which is right before the fatal head shot). What happened behind that sign that we can’t see? 5) lastly, the motorcade was driving so much slower than normal and almost came to a complete stop as shots were fired. This is very curious and would make sense if the secret service were in on it. I absolutely believe secret service helped orchestrate it. If you remember, Kennedy mentioned one time he didn’t need secret service because he has his own “boys” to watch his back. It’s all very curious. Oh and one more thing, remember when Jack Ruby said “the world will never know” the true story and that the plot came all the way from the top. You mean the top as in LBJ?….hmmmmmmmmm…..