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11/22/2007

President Kennedy Was Assassinated By Aliens

There are hundreds if not thousands of conspiracy theories related to and concerning our 35th president of the United States, John Fitzgerald Kennedy and that fateful day in Dallas in 1963. Many surmise that Fidel Castro and Cuba assassinated him to even the score with the Bay Of Pigs catastrophe. Some think the Russians because of the spotlight Kennedy shined on the Soviet Union during the Missile crisis. Others claim the Mafia put a hit on the president to even the score against brother Bobby. The list goes on and on with every conceivable theory except one. And that my dear reader (s) will be the one discussed today.
In 1963, President John Kennedy was ready to expose too the world a secret that the government guarded since 1947 that an alien craft really did crash land in Roswell, New Mexico and the military harvested and reversed engineered the alien technology recovered to leap frog the world as a super power.
The surviving alien life forms also assisted in the understanding of how the technology worked and how it could be applied to weaponry, agriculture, and medicine. It is not a coincidence that jet propulsion improvements accelerated right after 1947 not to mention space flight.
The United States military in the 10 years after World War II was advancing by leaps and bounds. Computer technology, and not the cathode ray tube technology, but semiconductor technology exploded leading credence that the military had alien support.
John Kennedy wanted to distance himself from the disastrous Bay of Pigs debacle and needed a media blitz that would capture the worlds interest and imagination. The Roswell crash revelation would have been such a story.
But a problem arose. The alien race was not yet convinced that humans were ready to accept that they were not alone and the center of the universe. There were two huge factors to consider.
One: The balance of power had already shifted toward the United States and China and the Soviet Union would demand to be awarded the same technological advances enjoyed by the States for 16 years.
Two: Religious ramifications. All religions on the planet earth would now have to accept and re-examine their doctrine of faith. Millions of people would certainly have a hard time coping with the shakeup of their faith and that everything they were taught in school, church, and family, was a lie.
The Roswell aliens felt humanity wasn’t ready to deal with these worldly issues and devised a cover up scenario to keep everything Quid pro quo.
On that fateful day November 22nd, 1963, Kennedy was assassinated and silenced forever. Lee Harvey Oswald was set up as a patsy by using their incredible telepathic mind control to influence Oswald to shoot Kennedy from the 6th floor school book depository.
By manipulating the investigating officers and government officials assigned to the Kennedy assassination, created a media circus captivating the nation and the world for years. The nations interest shifted from the flying saucer sightings cropping up all over the nation to the Warren commission, the Kennedy assassination, and the conspiracy associated with it. Forty four years, the nation is still abuzz with the Kennedy conspiracy
The United States continue to reap the benefits of alien contact, (The only country to land on the moon, the space shuttle, and the stealth jet to name just a few) and as soon as the Roswell aliens deem humanity ready to accept the truth, we will certainly be waking up in a brave new world.




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26 Responses to “Kennedy Assassinated By Aliens”


  1. Revinjim said

    November 22, 2007 at 4:09 am e
    This works just as well as any other theory!
    Reply

  2. Ethan said

    December 24, 2007 at 4:39 am e
    you are a fn idiot. give some fn proof about your alien claims. you should just kill youself. cia operatives killed kennedy b/c of the bay of pigs incident. you stupid motherfucker.
    Reply

  3. LOTGK said

    December 24, 2007 at 10:02 am e
    Ethan, apparently you have missed the tagline of this web site. The home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory. We keep overhead and expenses low to provide more affordable and better tasting conspiracy theories for our readers.
    Hurry, supplies are limited. And quit calling me Shirley.
    It ‘s a humorous site you twit. But you made me laugh.
    Thanks for playing.
    Reply

  4. Old Way said

    February 6, 2008 at 9:43 pm e
    I thought aliens killed JFK because of his challenge to put a man on the moon. The many failures of launch vehicles and the Apollo 11 fire, plus the assasination, would discourage our attempts to journey into space.
    Aliens had many observatories and labs, including large mining facilities on the moon who’s camoflauge could not withstand the close scrutiny of a lunar excursion by humans.
    When after all these failures did not quale our resolve, the aliens had to move their facillities to the deep ocean, a less desireable location.
    The aliens were also upset at Kennedy because of what they felt was a breach of an agreement they had with Eisnhower, which he agreed that the aliens could take a few citizens for testing and examinations. The aliens concept of a few did not hold well with JFK. A “few”, to the aliens was nearly 30% of our population. Their understanding of the term was from there limited observations in which when someone was offered a “few”, say there is a plate of ten cookies, and someone says, ” have a few”, and the person takes three cookies, the aliens interperate a “few” as 30% and since they agreed to it they must use 30% of the worlds population as test subjects!
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  5. LOTGK said

    February 6, 2008 at 10:54 pm e
    That would explain the Republican party.
    Reply

  6. The Truth said

    August 30, 2008 at 6:56 pm e
    That would explain the liberal, left-wing mentality of the democrats. I also koew that something was off with their ideology and perspective.
    Reply

  7. LEE LARSON said

    October 16, 2008 at 11:20 pm e
    YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, BLAME THE ALIENS. RACISM! RACISM! RACISM! EVERY TIME THE COUNTRY HAS A PROBLEM, BLAME THE LITTLE GREEN MEN WHO WEREN’T THERE. *THOSE OF US ON THE INSIDE TRACK ALL KNOW PERFECTLY WELL THAT JFK WAS SNUFFED ON ORDERS FROM THE ‘FRATERNAL ORDER OF INTELLECTUAL ESKIMOS’: F.O.O.I.E.
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  8. LOTGK said

    October 17, 2008 at 10:18 am e
    Who said the aliens were green? I’m thinking more on the lines of a Grayish tint.
    Reply

  9. LOTGK said

    October 17, 2008 at 10:20 am e
    Who said the aliens were green? I’m thinking more on the lines of a Grayish tint.
    Reply

  10. Bitzky said

    October 18, 2008 at 7:56 am e
    No no, they are covered in white fuzz and to an untrained eye they resemble small hippos walking on their hind legs. LOTGK knows what I’m talking about *nods*
    Reply

  11. LOTGK said

    October 18, 2008 at 9:54 am e
    Nods back with understanding to Mister Moomin.
    Reply

  12. Jp said

    December 18, 2008 at 8:16 pm e
    wt if jfk was an alien? is nasa just a scheme set up to provide e.t craft with docking points?
    Reply

  13. Cole Maston said

    November 18, 2009 at 8:38 am e
    I think that JFK was killed by Chuck Norris when he was a Texas Ranger. The reason being is that there was and episode where JFK called Chuck a baby back b*tch. Therefore i think that it was Chuck Norris and i AM right.
    Cole-Bug
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  14. Snowflake said

    May 13, 2010 at 8:23 pm e
    Ogg bgah fellow aliens they have discovered us. We must return to the mother ship. Ogg ogga Now
    Reply

  15. Ayden Ballentine said

    December 27, 2010 at 5:50 pm e
    People, people, people. My Blog tells it all. Check it out for yourself and find the truth that has been eating into your mind like a splinter, each and every night that you sit in front of your computer screen searching for the truth. With my site and Grassy Knoll you will finally learn the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Kennedy was killed by a human, but one living on the moon in a secret CIA base. Check out my site for all the facts
    Reply

  16. Tunguska Event « Lisaleaks said

    February 17, 2013 at 3:40 pm e
    [...] have gotten credit for a lot of human history. They’ve been said to have built the pyramids, killed Kennedy, and even created modern man through genetic manipulation. Not to be left out of the fun, [...]
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  17. Anonymous said

    June 1, 2013 at 5:29 pm e
    Republicans are aliens.
    Reply

  18. Tele Tubbie said

    August 11, 2013 at 11:25 am e
    back and to the left… back and to the left…
    Reply
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10/21/2007

St. George And The Dragon

St George And Saddam’s Secret Treasure

A little lesson is mythology. The story of St. George and the Dragon is our Grassy Knoll Institute conspiracy this week. In modern daytime, we can call this story President George and the Saddam. Of course, President Bush is St. George and Saddam Hueissen is the dragon. To familiarize ourselves about the story, the fire-breathing dragon was a cunning beast that possessed the gift of flight and the ability to project immense fire from its mouth. More often than not, the dragon was depicted as guarding a priceless treasure in an isolated area.

The dragon ruthlessly guarded the treasure from all seekers and defended its treasure to its last breath. The dragon doesn't actually know or how to use the treasure but simply guards it waiting for the next hero to attempt. The myth goes that one day St. George rescues a princess held captive by a dragon and in doing so, slays the dragon in a desperate vicious battle.

So, how does all this refer to a UFO downed in Iraq? Don’t worry; the Grassy Knoll Institute is getting to that part. Jump to modern time. Bush, (St. George) and Saddam, (Dragon) were locked in a key deadly showdown on weapons of mass destruction. Bush knew Saddam would not surrender his treasure, the so-called 93-mile plus missiles and chemical warfare plants without a fight. One does not have to be an FBI profiler to predict the outcome of this scenario. All one has to do is look back at mythology and the dragon story. St. George will rescue the fair young maiden and rid the world of the evil dragon once and for all. And they lived happily ever after.

End of story right? Not on the Grassy Knoll Institute its not. The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered evidence that a UFO crash landed hundreds of years ago in the desert, which is now Iraq. Saddam has recovered the wreckage and his team of scientists has been studying the ship and its technology but to no avail. The United States government knows this and wants to lay claim to the alien technology much like they have done since 1947 when an alien craft crash-landed in Roswell, New Mexico.

Since then, clandestine government organizations have been reverse engineering alien technology unlocking more and more secrets that the alien craft had long held secret.

The United States government is hoping that by studying the Iraqi craft they can better understand the damaged portions of their own craft and by piecing together both crafts, build an actual working model and possibly pilot a new prototype plane or space exploration vehicle. Not to mention the weapons capacity that are surely on board both crafts.

Let us not forget the inventions harvested so far from the Roswell crash in 1947. Fiber optics, the ability to transmit billions of bits of information in nanoseconds over thousands of miles. Fiber optic cables are hundreds of times more efficient than standard copper cable, many times thinner, and delivers a superior quality picture and sound when decoded.

Stealth technology now makes our jet fighters invisible to radar so they can safely hone in on their target and strike and return safely to base without the enemy knowing where the planes were. Another major by-product from the Roswell crash was the microprocessor.

Once computers were as big as office rooms, needing massive amounts of power for computing. Along came the microprocessor and computers have shrunk in size to an almost unbelievable small size and while they shrank in appearance, the power of the computer had increased several thousand percent and is ever increasing in leaps and bounds each and every year.

1948 began the cold war between the United States and the Soviet Union. Just two years before, they were allies winning World War II bringing peace to the planet. The question to be asked here is why so sudden that both governments became unfriendly? Was it because the Soviets knew of the Roswell crash?

Did they also track via radar this vehicle streaking across the sky at a speed faster than any American or Russian plane? Were the Russians asking the tough questions that the Americans did not want to answer? This brings us to the brink of cold war once again. Will George the Dragon Slayer Bush continue to press Iraq under the guise of war in his search for alien technology? Or, will the Dragon Saddam keep his treasure cleverly hidden in hopes of some day acquiring the knowledge to reverse engineer his own alien crashed vehicle and unlock his own technological inventions.

One only need look at history to see the outcome of this scenario. St. George always rescues the damsel in distress and slays the dragon.


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10/20/2007

Roswell Crash

Roswell Alien Crash Coverup Conspiracy
Roswell Alien Coverup 
Roswell Crash Conspiracy

At the turn of the 20th century, the United States was in the golden age of industrial technology and wonder. Steam turbine engines were all the rage enabling machines to work harder and faster. It was also the dawn of the horseless carriage with Henry Ford forging the way with his Model "T" automobile and his unique assembly line production of the vehicle.

Several years later, the Wright brothers took flight at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina and humankind had thought they had reached their zenith of technology. Medicine however, was still in the dark ages with crude surgical tools and pot luck diagnosis.

As the 20th century advanced, improvements on the automobile, airplane, and medicine were slow and painstaking. Until that is, that fateful night, in the summer of 1947, when an alien spacecraft crash landed on Dan Wilmot's farm in Roswell, New Mexico. Major Marcel headed up the investigation and subsequent coverup as what the military found was a crashed vehicle from another world. An official Unidentified Flying Object.

Of course there were many eye witnesses that called the police, newspaper, and radio stations to report what they had seen and heard. The military wanted to keep a lid on this event and needed a cover story. The following scenario was a simple stroke of genius by the military. They decided to let the stories run wild of little green men from Mars crash landing in New Mexico. With each and every new story, the tales became bigger and bigger, and more outlandish. Even the local newspaper printed articles of the military capturing a flying saucer from another planet. The seeds were now planted.

The military being pressed for answers held a news conference and explained matter-of-factly that the people of Roswell were becoming paranoid thinking that they saw strange lights in the sky, or worse, alien space crafts circling the town and surrounding mountains. Major Marcel told the press that what the townsfolk actually saw was a military weather balloon that had malfunctioned and crashed on Dan Wilmot's farm.

Marcel held up and put on display the remains from the wreckage. Some tin foil, cables, wires, a torn silver balloon, and some junk switches and gadgets were shown. He convinced the townsfolk that in fact it was a simple crash of a malfunctioning weather balloon doing routine surveys.

The military held its collective breath. Days past. Interest waned. The news stories slowed and finally stopped coming in. The military exhaled. The town went back to normal. And the Military pulled off a huge coverup and began one of the longest ongoing conspiracies in the United States today.

The technology mined from the alien crashed ship has bolstered the United States military might of the United States and it continues today as we understand more of the technology left behind.


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Area 51 At Night

Area 51 Secret Activity At Night Time
Area 51 Activity At Night Time
Area 51 At Night

Area 51! The most talked about so-called secret military base in the United States. Area 51 has been made famous in many movies, magazines, and discussions. For years, there has been wild speculation if the base really does exist in a secluded area in the Nevada desert and exactly what type of operations are being conducted there.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has obtained through very secretive channels, proof that Area 51 does exist and that experimental spacecraft testing is the norm at Area 51. The Grassy Knoll Institute refutes the Governments statement that Area 51 doesn't exist and is a figment of the publics imagination.

Fact is, however, is that most of our technological advancements can be attributed to the research from top scientists working day and night in seclusion at Area 51. The Grassy Knoll Institute believes that the Alien Spacecraft that crashed landed in Roswell, New Mexico in the mid 1940's was transported to area 51 in the secrecy of night and the wreckage was studied and analyzed. From the wreckage, scientists were able to reverse engineer and salvage many of the ships components and to repair and replicate the ships devices.

Coincidence perhaps that right after the Roswell crash that the United States began the development stage of it's prototype flying wing bomber plane. The same bomber plane that in the early 1980's was unveiled as the only plane with stealth capabilities. It is now commonly known as the Stealth Bomber. No enemy radar can see the B1 bomber, nor hear it as it passes overhead enabling it of dropping it's payload and fly to safety and never be in harms way from enemy anti aircraft. The Stealth bomber is indeed a very sophisticated jet and the United States relies on it's unique capabilities in times of war.

What makes this jet different than other jets is not just it's design, but it's exterior skeleton and power plant. To avoid radar, the Stealth has no true right angles that radar would be able to track. The exterior is unlike all other aircraft where it has radar absorbing material that also acts as a light refractor making it even difficult to see by the naked eye when in flight.

Even the engines have exhaust ports to lower the heat exchange and emissions so infrared sensors cannot detect the engines heat and also makes them run more quiet..

The Grassy Knoll Institute feels that many so called UFO sightings are in fact experimental aircraft seen maneuvering in the sky like no other aircraft ever before. Hence, one would believe it could only be a UFO.

Other amazing aircraft born from the Roswell crash is the Harrier Jump Jet. This jet has the ability to hover, much like a UFO when spotted in the sky. It does not need a runway to take off and performs supersonic missions with fantastic precision. The space shuttle and the new generation XJ shuttle are also directly related to Area 51 and the Alien crash. Heat absorbing tiles were designed to deflect the heat caused by entering the Earth's atmosphere to keep the shuttle's outer metal body from melting and breaking up during re-entry. Engineering genius, or perhaps just remanufacturing of the alien space craft outer skin.

But enough about aircraft. Let's look at some very simple inventions, such as Teflon developed at Area 51. It's a no stick substance that holds up to extreme temperatures. Today it's used on many frying pans in kitchens. Could a more potent Teflon formula be used for space travel making the ship glide through space with less effort and also keeping the interior cool with it's heat reflecting qualities?

We haven't even talked about laser technology. A ray of light able to transmit billions of bits of information in a nano second. The computer age was born at Area 51 by studying the systems in the alien craft. At first, it took scientists months to understand the pathways and then years to build a computer. The size of the computer was huge, about the size of a house and it's capabilities were very limited but the technology was there and in a little over 50 years, computers are now a way of life.

Medical science has also reaped great benefits from Area 51. We are finally unlocking the mystery of man and his DNA make up. From there, we will be able to understand how our body reacts and will be able to lengthen our lives and cure diseases.

It is no wonder that Area 51 is still closely guarded with warning signs to unwelcome visitors that stumble to close to the secrets still yet uncovered.

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