(Would You Mind Telling Me who's Brain I Did Put In)
According to the Blogspot dashboard, (Which everyone loves so much) I noticed I have 999 posts here at the Grassy Knoll Institute. When I press the publish button, this post will be #1000. Yea baby yea!
I have not really thought about what I should post about for this milestone high water mark entry. Perhaps I should plead for world peace. For lower oil prices. For Simon Cowell of American Idol fame to wear a goddamn bra. Throwing the tea back into the harbor. For politicians that do not lie. Dealing with an honest used car salesman. (One in the same perhaps) Finding empirical proof that aliens really do exist. And God for that matter, (That's for you Cyn) or how many licks it does take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.
My son, Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute suggested I post about the times I almost burned down our secret headquarters, or electrocuted myself, not once, but thrice while doing some wiring work, or blowing up the bee hive buried in the ground in our back yard, or my balancing act on the ladder, (Or lack of balance) or what it really took to be a member of the Daredevils club, or my real theory pertaining to ABC's Lost.
My wife Patty, the bank, brains, and beauty behind the blog, suggested dinner at her favorite restaurant without me taking my damn camera and photographing the meal I order.
Instead, I think I will simply say thank you to everyone that reads my quirky little blog. And to everyone who comments. And to those that have me linked and blogrolled on their own respective blogs and websites. And to General George S. Patton, for his genius in warfare and being a ruthless but fair bastard.
And for the others, I guess there is no pleasing you then.
LURKING, 1000 TIMES OVER, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Dude, you're old.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this blog, I'm as dumb as you are.
Aww, you're just saying that.
ReplyDeleteBTW, don't you ride an orange horse named Pokey.
Is that it's name or what it does to you?
congrats! and here's to 1000's more.
ReplyDeleteas for god.......lol. nevermind.
1000 posts. Your like seinfeld. A blog about nothing.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the updates my friend.
I just want to point out that post 999 unside down is, well, you know.
ReplyDelete1000 BLOGS ALREADY! YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BUSY BEE. VERY NICE READING THE GRASSY KNOLL.
ReplyDelete1000 posts, that's impressive. I have no idea how many I have had...I'm afraid to know how much time I have wasted on it :P
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the entire LOTGK family. And for heaven's sake give your wife a decent unphotographed meal now and then!
You Da Man, man.
ReplyDeleteHas it been 1000 already? Seems like only 850-900 or so. As for all porn stars, Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone for reading and commenting. I truly think Wordpress has a good service here. Makes me think of Modblog, only without the down time and bad code. I think I'll stay awhile.
ReplyDeleteJust wondering what post 1001 will be...
congrats you crazyman!
ReplyDeleteA sexy siren of Nadia from American Pie is an excellent choice. Good job. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeletecongrats on your milestone...I just broke 400 posts, but you've been at this longer than me.
ReplyDeleteBy-the-by, what DO you think of my blog ?
And since you seem to love amusement parks, have you ever been to Kennywood ?
And how come no pic of Mrs. LOTGK ?
Just curious...
I have about 5 favorite blogs I go to all of the time. Yours is one...
Best wishes,
Falkie
First, thank you.
ReplyDeleteSecond, about your blog. Political, and humorous. But, with all your script widgets running, it makes the page load slow, and I'm on high speed cable.
Kennywood. Been there many times. I love that park. The Steel Phantom is a great coaster. Like it a lot better after they revamped it a few years ago.
Pics of my wife. Well, there are several on the blog. And two of me.