10/22/2016

Worst Haunted House Entrance Ever

Worst Haunted House Entrance Ever
The Entrepreneurs of this Halloween Haunted Adventure were puzzled why attendance was at an all time low this Halloween season. The weather was perfect. The location was a well on a well traveled and known highway. The advertising budget was doubled. However, upon further inspection, the haunt entrance, was not so perfect.

All that was needed to complete the disaster was a few clowns wandering around the grounds.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

12 comments:

  1. Where are the scary clowns? That would make me not go there.

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    1. They are right behind you Barbara. This would be a perfect comment if your name were Barbara.

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  2. Thats one hole I wouldn't hit.

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  3. Down the rabbit hole for sure. Seriously though, this would be a great entrance for a haunted house. A clowns fun house.

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    1. Come to think of it, you are correct Max. Circus music playing, sinister clowns lurking around. It would be a hit.

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  4. You found my 7th portal to Hell. Welcome, we are having a hot spell at the moment.

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  5. Add two more sixes and you got it.

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    1. So are there hundreds of hell portals?

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