10/19/2007

Antarctica Rising

Antarctica Revealing Ancient Secrets
Antarctica Revealing Ancient Secrets
Wilkes Land, Antarctica

Antarctica has become a hotbed of activity as of late with wild speculation and government cover ups. Most rumors involve the ozone layer being vastly depleted and the melting of its glaciers and ice shelf and how it affects the future of the world's climate. Some rumors however, are more outlandish like the most recent rumor involving pope John Paul the second.

Apparently, several weeks before his death, pope John Paul II hastily dispatched a team of religious inspectors to Antarctica to supervise and investigate the strange happenings on the northern coast of the continent. The pope did not believe the story of the American government that they were trying to salvage a Mars probe that crashed landed there. The pope felt that they had discovered an archeological finding with significant religious importance. As the American government does so well, they whipped up a hoax to fuel the fire about a website researching and finding proof of the existence of the lost continent Atlantis.

All conspiracies and cover ups need a good back story to shift interest away from the actual events taking place. This was a perfect ruse.Enough about the hoax. The story was right about the pope dispatching a team of inspectors, but it wasn't on the northern coast but in fact to Wilkes Land, a United States military base where the so-called dig was taking place. It's not about Atlantis, but a far more deep cutting event that the United States is trying to keep under wraps for fear that if the truth does get out, mass hysteria and panic may occur.

The Grassy Knoll Institute has had its own team of scientists on Wilkes Land for several months now and after an intensive investigation, is now prepared to shock the world with the revelation that it is not the Mars probe that was uncovered, or proof of the lost world of Atlantis, but a 2000 year old spacecraft buried beneath 2 miles of the frozen surface. The craft is perfectly preserved. Sonar pictures estimated the size at almost 100 yards in circumference.

More incredulous than the craft is that a dozen frozen bodies have been found in pristine condition inside the craft. The bitter cold has kept them almost perfected preserved.

After months of drilling and excavating, a team reached the entrance and discovered 12 crewmen. Remarkably, they all appeared to be human. DNA tests were conducted to verify if they were human. Shockingly, all 12 bodies found were of alien origin.

The Grassy Knoll Institute now understands the religious ramifications and why the pope dispatched his team. Carbon dating has the craft dated at 2000 years old. Also found were ancient texts that described the Christ crucifixion and a sort of journal, or captains log explaining why it was time to leave. The Vatican knows that if this story and pictures of the crewmen ever gets out, religion as we know it will be forever changed.

Photographs have been taken but are being withheld from the public eye causing more speculation that one of the bodies had injuries and wounds consistent of being tortured but no indications of wounds on the hands or feet as of yet.

The Grassy Knoll Institute will keep you updated as more news and information becomes available.

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

2 comments:

  1. THIS THEORY IS NOTHING BUT ROSWELL-ON-ICE.

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  2. Disney has a special on this coming up.

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