11/01/2019

Billie Lourd Halloween Sexy Siren


Star Wars Sexy Siren Billie Lourd is Halloween's winner for sexiest siren. Billie is not only in the previous Star Wars movie but also in the latest Star Wars film coming out late December.

However, Ms. Lourd is crowned Sexy Siren for her role on the series, American Horror Story. This season it is titled, AHS 1984.

I encourage you to watch the series and the previous 8 seasons. It will be worth it.


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10/30/2019

Best Halloween Tongue Tattoo


Elle Fanning is the winner of the 2019 Best Halloween Tongue Tattoo.
Here we see Ms. Fanning proudly displaying the LOTGK logo for all Halloween fans to enjoy.
Thank you and you are welcome.


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Best Halloween Melons Of 2019



For certain, competition for BEST HALLOWEEN MELONS 2019 was solid. Thousands upon thousands of contestants entered the contest. Alas, we here at the Grassy Knoll Institute only have one winner.
May we introduce you to Sara Underwood, winner of the Best Halloween Melons of 2019



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10/03/2019

Its Showtime Halloween 2019



It's Showtime Bitches.

This Halloween season the Grassy Knoll Institute had a difficult time securing a Ghost Host. Many guests were interviewed. Many guests were turned down. Until we asked Beetlejuice what his qualifications were....

His reply...
Ahh, Well... I attended Juillard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK??? You think I'm qualified?

Yes, the Grassy Knoll Institute believes Beetlejuice is qualified. After all, he's the ghost with the most...
Qualified enough to host the 2019 Halloween Dark Zone main event.

This year, we have a bevy of sexy Halloween sirens. Many outlandish adult Halloween costumes. Real ghost stories. Wild haunted video from Halloween conventions. Demons from Hell. Big ripe Halloween melons. Haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.


Happy Halloween

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4/07/2019

Jodie Comer - All About Killing Eve


Killing Eve Season Two airs tonight on the BBC network at 8 pm.
Jodie Comer plays Villanelle, a psychopathic assassin with amazing killing skills. Villanelle loves her job as a hired killer. Each kill had a comical side along with cold blooded directness.

Sandro Oh plays Eve Polastri , an intelligent MI5 security officer assigned to track down Villanelle and end the assassinations.

Throughout season one, both women have found a fondness to each other. Perhaps fondness is not the exact word. One may refer this connection between the two as a love affair that culminated in the season finale with both Eve and Villanelle in bed together.

Season one ended with each Eve and Villanelle gazing into each others eyes lying on a bed whispering almost sweet nothings to each other.

Until, Eve rolled over and stuck a knife into Villanelle. That certainly changed the mood in the room and Villanelle fired her gun at Eve but missed. Villanelle then fled the apartment.

We are now awaiting for 8pm tonight for the beginning of season two.

Jodie Comer was born March 11th, 1993 in Liverpool England and has become the proud owner of being the 2019 first Sci-Fi Sexy Siren.

Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens brought to you by the Grassy Knoll Institute marketing team to boost readership and placement on search engines.

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4/01/2019

Donald Trump Re-Elected For The 2020 Election

Make America Troll Again

In an unprecedented move, the Congress for the United States Of America have decided to forgo the 2020 presidential election. Instead Congress has already voted President Donald Trump to four more years to run the worlds most powerful country.



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I Got A Great Tip


I was in Las Vegas last weekend working, (Hell no, it was St. Patricks Day weekend) and several of my business associates informed me of a fabulous purchase concerning the airline industry. The deal sounded so good I immediately acted and purchased 34 Southwest 737 - 800 Max jets for almost nothing. I was so happy with my purchase I flew home from Las Vegas to Pittsburgh Thursday night on a 737-800 Max.



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3/18/2019

Tip Your Waittress

Please remember that many people have to put in a full day of work, or even longer on St. Patrick's Day. Want some good advice? Be sure to tip your waitress this evening.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2019



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