Sexy Halloween Zombies

As Halloween fast approaches throngs of Zombies take to the street searching for brains to devour. Oh, the Horror, the Horror! However, I guarantee you that is this bunch of zombies were attacking, before you fled, your thought process would be:
1) Run away.
2) Wait, they are pretty slow, I can stare for a moment.
3) Hey, these zombie chicks are kinda sexy.
4) I'd hit that....
5) These is no five fool.

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Youngstown Ohio Zombie Crawl 2012

Saturday night a Zombie outbreak occurred in Youngstown, Ohio. A Zombie horde hundreds strong shambled over the Red "Mr. Peanut" bridge into the downtown square. The cold and rainy weather did not deter the zombies from their march into bar after bar after bar.

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Vampire Invitation To All Night Drinking Party

Debra Ann Woll who plays sexy teenage vampire Jessica Hamby in the wildly popular HBO network series True Blood would like to invite you to an all night drinking party. It's Friday night, it's October, Jessica and her sexy college friends are primed for fun. Trick or treat.
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Frankenstein Hangs Up The Bolts

Frank Hangs up the Bolts

With Halloween just around the corner, (And the goose is getting fat) kids and adults are finishing their costumes for the big party. Way back when Frankenstein was a very popular choice of costume. Nowadays, nary a single neck bolt will be seen for Halloween. Oh, how times have changed.

Instead, there will be hundreds of thousands of people dressed as Walking Dead zombies. As the AMC series The Walking Dead ratings continue to climb as the highest rated cable television program, zombie crawls and zombie outings are a part of our culture. (George Romero would sure be proud)

Ironically, Frankenstein was the original undead monster (Zombie) and is now eeking out a minimal living at the retirement home playing small birthday parties and goth weddings.

Alive...ALIVE...IT'S ALIVE...

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Halloween Houses Not To Trick Or Treat At

Halloween Tips - You Picked The Wrong House

Halloween Tip #2: Attention parents. Before setting your kids loose for Halloween trick or treat next week, make sure you know your neighborhood, especially the neighbors.

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I Would Like To Order A Pizza Please

Pizza For Frank

What would the Halloween season be without a few light-hearted pranks. One of my favorite pranks involves pizza delivery. The prank begins by calling a local pizza shop that delivers. Order a large pizza with your favorite toppings. When the pizza shop asks for your name, (They always do) tell them it's for Frank.

Now simply wait the designated delivery time, (Usually around 30 minutes) and wait for the knock on the door from the delivery guy. Open the door looking puzzled and ask "What can I do for you?" When the pizza guy says "Pizza delivery for Frank!" Look him in the eye and exclaim, "Pizza for Frank, Frank is dead. He died in this very house two years ago ordering a pizza. Who did you talk to?"

Pay for the pizza and make sure he hears you thanking Frank for ordering a pizza for you. It will be the talk of the pizza joint for the evening.

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