Burger King Enormous Sandwich Kills 72

BK Breakfast Sandwich

Burger King Unveils New Breakfast Sandwich That Immediately Kills 72 People.

Tragedy struck at Burger King restaurants around the nation today as 72 people who lined up and waited to try the sandwich, died from massive heart failure immediately after consuming the sandwich.

Burger Kings new sandwich has 730 calories and 47 grams of fat. It consists of two scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, a six inch sausage patty, two pieces of cheese, and white enriched bun.

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Iceberg That Sank Titanic Located

Titanic Iceberg Located

Iceberg That Sank Luxury Liner Titanic In 1912 Found
While on a routine patrol in the atlantic ocean, the USS Grassy Knoll navy explorer located the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

The Navy ship was mapping icebergs as they made their slow migration into shipping lanes making them dangerous to older ships not equipped with modern sonar and technology. One of the Ensigns on watch spotted a rusty looking object jutting out from one of the icebergs. The ship moved in as close as it could and then Navy Seals were sent in recovery rafts to inspect and retrieve the metal object.

It was flown to Patterson Air Force base and Navy forensics experts determined it was a sheered off piece of the outer hull plating of the ill fated maiden voyage of the Titanic.

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LOTGK Gets Walk Of Fame Star

I'm famous

LOTGK Gets Star On Famous Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Startling news out of Hollywood today as the famous Blogger Magnate LOTGK received a lifetime achievement star of fame. As usual, Patrick, the editor of LOTGK missed the event. He was later found in New York City having a sandwich at the Stage Deli.

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Modblogs Bitzkys Secret Revealed

Moomin Got Tongue

Bitzkys Secret Revealed

A Moomin's life indeed. Hiding behind that mild mannered demeanor hides a secret.

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Benthere And Hubby Revealed

Modblog Benthere

Modblogs Very Own BenThere and Hubby Revealed

After months of intensive investigating, the Grassy Knoll Institute offers this PHOTO of the famous Canadian woman extradinaire Benthere and her reclusive husband. Enjoy.

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Clay Aiken Lands FOX Sitcom

The Clay Aiken Bunch

Clay Aiken, runner up to last years American Idol fame has parlayed his fame into a starring role in a new upcoming FOX Network sitcom. It is loosely based on the 1970's hit The Brady Bunch.

The shocker is: Simon Cowell announced his resignation from Idol to join Aiken on the sitcom. Rumor has it Simon will revise the role of Alice, the wise cracking maid.

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Ted Kennedy Forms Car Pool

Ted Kennedy Car Pool

Ted Kennedy Ready To Car Pool tired of all the bad publicity he is receiving lately, tries to swing the momentum the other way and forms a Capital Hill Designated Driver program for secretaries that work on the hill.

Teddy can't figure out why there are no takers for his program.

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History Goddess Located

History Goddess Located

Modblogs Very own History Goddess Revealed.
Modblogs Own Resident History Goddess, Heidi, who left the community several weeks ago for a sabbatical has resurfaced. The Grassy Knoll Institute was able to obtain this exclusive photo of Heidi at work in her uniform. Learning has never been so stimulating.....

She looks a lot like Paris Hilton doesn't she?
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