Thor And Doctor Jones

 

Hammer & Whip

Oh, Indy. Oh, Indy
The skies are so windy
Is that a flying man with a killer bod?
Wait!
That's no man, it's a Norse God!

Thunder clapped as Thor
Raised his mighty hammer
Indy rapped, 'That's one bad mamma-jamma'

Thor and Dr. Jones
Thor and Dr. Jones
One plays with lightning
The other plays with bones

Thor and Dr. Jones
Thor and Dr. Jones
One runs from Loki
The other runs from stones

We are back for the Halloween season. Did you think we wouldn't return. Sorry bitches. I am so glad you are able to attend the 2023 Halloween Dark Zone 

Our Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists have plenty of tricks and treats aimed at your direction. And we do not ever miss.  We aim to endeavor to scare the Helloween out of you. 

Please check throughout the month of October at the Dark Zone  for updates on everything pertaining to Halloween including sexy costumes, huge melons, ghost stories, haunted house critiques, urban legends, and our own special blend of Halloween humor.  

Halloween is here folks!

Happy Halloween

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Getting Back To Where I Once Belong

 

Unreal isn't it. Halloween, with such a buildup, (Over at least two months worth) and there hasn't been any real talk about the Stranger Things Halloween prop that held the media by storm. You know the prop, where the child is floating above the ground in front of the yard. Yes floating. Suspended in the air. With no wires, props, nothing holding her up. The media asked the owner of the residential house how they did it. 

Well, the owner simply said it was magic. No more explanation. (Perhaps, just perhaps, invisible piano wire was used to support the prop in the air. Just perhaps!)

Anyway, Halloween is done and over with. With such a buildup you would think it would last for more than one day. I seriously blinked Monday morning and it was Monday evening with me passing out Halloween candy to the children dressed in some really good costumes and the second blink, I am writing the last post of Halloween for the 2022 season. 

However, we had a fantastic Halloween season. I added several more posts this year than in the past several years. I told you all last year that I was trying. And I still am.

I want to thank everyone who logged in and viewed the Halloween Dark Zone of the Grassy Knoll Institute. I know in past years there were multiple posts in October, (20-25) but hey we are still posting along. I will say, I am still enjoying this blog and its readers. Especially during Halloween. 

 

I am ending this post as I have in the past previous seasons. I am staying put right here. I am not leaving. I am staying here until I am the last blog in the universe. 

Happy Halloween to everyone once again. Thank you for viewing and commenting and I will see you all next year. I guarantee it.

Happy Halloween

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Multi Pass From The Fifth Element

Hey, I know that this movie is almost as old as the hills, (But the hills have eyes you know)

However, the Fifth Element still has the magic, and the sex, and the science fiction, and the humor of most features being cranked out the last ten years. Earth, wind, fire, and rain. Who knew! Who knew!

Happy Halloween

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Guardian Angels Trick Or Treat

 

Welcome to October 31st, Halloween night, where even guardian angels come down from Heaven and partake in a little devilish trick or treating. 

One Grassy Knoll Institute scientist claims that the third angel on the right is none other than Kendall Jenner. Either way, have a good evening.

Happy Halloween

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Trick House 4 Halloween

 

In my travels this fall, especially during the month of October, I spied some very cool haunted houses set up for Halloween. 

Such as the one above. Not only does it have a 12 foot skeleton that lights up, also a 12 foot lighted demon but also a giant werewolf, a flying witch, and a dragon. 

And oh yea, the witch speaks, as it tries to invite you into her space. The skeleton moans, plus very sppoky music sound track playing. 

A most excellent display.

Happy Halloween

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Best Halloween Witch Costume

Hey, Halloween is here. Its time to get off your butt and enjoy all the new wave costumes on display tonight. As 5 pm rolls around tonight, keep a keen eye out for the sexiest witch. (Oh. wait, we already have her listed above.) Unless you can can find a better version. 

Happy Halloween

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I Forgot To Buy Candy For Trick Or Treat

Don't panic folks. Sometimes, as we plan and prepare for an upcoming event such as trick or treat during Halloween, sometimes, we forget one of the most important items. 

What item may be missed to buy? CANDY!!!

Again, please do not panic. Merely stop by your local Walmart, Sams Club, or other supermarket giant and secure your candy for the horde of children knocking on your front door tonight. 

Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween

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Welcome Back My Friends

 

“Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.

Move along! Move along!

I am so glad you are able to attend the 2022 Halloween Dark Zone 

Our Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists have plenty of tricks and treats. We aim to endeavor to scare the Helloween out of you. 

Please check throughout the day at the Dark Zone  for updates on everything pertaining to Halloween including sexy costumes, huge melons, ghost stories, haunted house critiques, urban legends, and our own special blend of Halloween humor.  

Halloween is here folks!

Happy Halloween

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November 22nd 2021

 Fifty eight years ago day, at 12:30pm, in Texas, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, our 35th president of The United States, was gunned down and assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. I will always remember. I will always inform people who may perceive this as nothing more than a past event of history. These people are wrong.

Our government has thousands of documents of the Warren commission still sealed. 

I have to ask.... Why in the Hell are these documents not available to the people of these United States. 

If perchance there is evidence not known, a conspiracy theory, government influence, botched official autopsy report, or a second gunman. Hell, ten gunmen. We the people have a right to know the truth. I am Damned tired of waiting.

President Biden, I call upon you to release these documents right now, today. Let there be no more delay in this matter. You were elected as our president. Please do what presidents #36, 37,38,39,40, 41,42,43,44,45 have not done. That is 10 terms of presidents. 58 years. 

President Biden, please do the right thing. Release the remaining documents for all the public to see.

Please do what Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump could not, or would not do.

God Bless You President Biden. 

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Waving Goodbye To 2021 Halloween

 

Just me and several of my friends hanging out in the yard on Halloween evening.

Hey, at least we are waving at you....

Wow, Halloween is done and over with. With such a buildup you would think it would last for at least more than one day.? 

Anyway....

Once again, we had another fantastic Halloween season. I added several more posts this year than in the past several years. I told you all I was trying. And I am.

I want to thank everyone who logged in and viewed the Halloween Dark Zone of the Grassy Knoll Institute. I know in past years there were multiple posts in October, (20-25) but hey we are still posting along. I will say, I am still enjoying this blog and its readers. 

 

As I have stated in the past, I am staying put right here. I am not leaving. I am staying here until I am the last blog in the universe. 

Happy Halloween to everyone once again. Thank you for viewing and commenting and I will see you all next year.

Happy Halloween

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Covid 19 Strikes Again

 

Not only did she kiss a girl and like it, 

Not only did she sing about loving fireworks, 

But Katy Perry went trick or treating in full armor to combat the Covid 19 

'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky

Happy Halloween

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Twilight Zone Beauty

 

As Rod Serling stated during his Twilight Zone sage, Submitted for your approval.

And, as he said, beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. 

(BTW, who is the picture above of?)

Happy Halloween

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Mysterious Mansion Gatlinburg

 

Keeping in the haunted attraction mode:

Mysterious Mansion located on River Road is also a fine and haunted house. Patty and I loved it. I will say there are secret rooms. I will not disclose where in the haunt they are. However, one of them, well, you will certainly scream when you enter.

When in Gatlinburg, please visit Mysterious Mansion. They need the bodies....

Happy Halloween

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Ripleys Haunted Attraction Looks Closed

 

Just visited Gatlinburg last month and toured the city area. Usually Ripley's Haunted Adventure has life to its business. Most often people are gathered outside and seated on the park benches watching the craziness that happens there. 

Alas, this time, I was the only one seated on the park bench. No people really stopped by to investigate. In fact, there were zero employees at the ticket counter and no employees at the steps to entice or scare you to death. 

I am almost certain that October changed the scenery and Ripley's was crowded. 

Happy Halloween

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Kiss My Ass Covid

Of course Covid 19 reared itself this season. All we have to say is....

KISS MY ASS COVID!!!

Happy Halloween

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Scary Good Eats Eddie's Grill

 

I know, I know, I know!!! Eddie's Grill is closed for the season. However, they have the best cheeseburgers and hot dogs anywhere. Yes, anywhere!

And Eddie's opens Mothers Day weekend on Geneva On The Lake. I will be there, come and say hello. Perhaps I will buy you lunch.

Happy Halloween

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Chucky Is Back And Waiting

 

On the same lot of the old Firehouse Winery at Geneva On The Lake set out right down by Lake Erie lies this quaint little house. 

Except, when you inspect the house, you will notice sometimes a figure looking out of the upstairs right side window. The figure seems to be holding something above its head. Perhaps a very sharp axe. Or a dull blunt axe.

Either way.....

Happy Halloween

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