10/08/2023

Thor And Doctor Jones

 


Hammer & Whip

Oh, Indy. Oh, Indy
The skies are so windy
Is that a flying man with a killer bod?
Wait!
That's no man, it's a Norse God!

Thunder clapped as Thor
Raised his mighty hammer
Indy rapped, 'That's one bad mamma-jamma'

Thor and Dr. Jones
Thor and Dr. Jones
One plays with lightning
The other plays with bones

Thor and Dr. Jones
Thor and Dr. Jones
One runs from Loki
The other runs from stones

We are back for the Halloween season. Did you think we wouldn't return. Sorry bitches. I am so glad you are able to attend the 2023 Halloween Dark Zone 
Our Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists have plenty of tricks and treats aimed at your direction. And we do not ever miss.  We aim to endeavor to scare the Helloween out of you. 
Please check throughout the month of October at the Dark Zone  for updates on everything pertaining to Halloween including sexy costumes, huge melons, ghost stories, haunted house critiques, urban legends, and our own special blend of Halloween humor.  

Halloween is here folks!

Happy Halloween


LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

6 comments:

  1. And by the way, we are looking for a good name for our Halloween Skeleton. We have come up with Indiana Bones, Sheldon, and Bones McCoy. I would love to hear of other names for our Skelly here. Please have add it.

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  2. Gumby here, I like Bones Mccoy, from Star Trek days. Glad you are taking on Halloween as usual.

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    1. Thanks Gumby. Like I said years ago, I am not leaving this blog. I will be the last one.

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    2. Yes, Bones Mccoy is cool, but I think I'm in favor of Indiana Bones

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  3. How about Hellbender?

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  4. Very good name for sure.

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