Happy St Patricks Day 2017

Happy St. Patricks Day 2017 from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute. 

Please remember to tip your waitress (And not to take any wooden nickels is not a tip) and be respectful towards these hard working women. After all, they are working while we are enjoying the St. Patricks Day festivities. 

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight.(They will after 2am anyway)

Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.

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Saint Patricks Day Sweater Ettiquette

Happy Saint Patricks Day

Now that's how to properly wear a sweater for your St. Patricks Day festivities. Take it from
Laci Kay Somers, an Instagram sensation. Check out her link here LaciKaySomers

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Best Irish Bikini 2017

Winner of the 2017 Grassy Knoll Institute Best Irish Green Bikini is none other than the sensation from down under, Elyse Knowles. Check out Ms. Knowles Instagram page for her amazing modeling shoots and her candid behind the scenes pictures.

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It Rains In Ireland - A Lot - Be Prepared

Be Prepared For Inclement Weather In Ireland

Planning a trip to Ireland. Let the Grassy Knoll Institute offer up a travel tip for you. Ireland has some very unique weather patterns. On any given day the morning may begin with sunshine and warmth but can change in an instant to rain and overcast skies. Be prepared for weather changes.

Visit Megan Thomas at her instagram page for more weather alerts and pictures.

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Use Caution Asking For Irish Directions

Asking For Directions In Ireland.

If you find yourself lost on the Emerald Island be very cautious when approaching the locals and asking them for directions.

Example:

A lost tourist walks up to Pat and politely asks him, "Excuse me sir, what is the quickest way to Dublin?"

Pat stops what he is doing and replies, "Will ye be on foot or in the car?"

The tourist says, "In the car!"

Pat smirks and says, "That be the quickest way!!!"

Happy St. Patricks Day

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Karen Gillan - St. Patricks Day Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Karen Gillan - St. Patricks Day Sexy Siren

You are in for a rare treat today Grassy Knoll Institute fans. Today we have a two category update for Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens and St. Patricks Day categories. (Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action if you know what I mean)

First for the St. Patricks Day category: Gorgeous 29 year old Karen Gillan is the very tall (5 foot 11 inches) winner of the sexiest redhead for 2017. The black leather catsuit and provocative pose helped things along quite nicely.

Secondly, Karen Killan lands a spot on the Sexy Sirens page for multiple reasons. Karen was the companion for several season on the hit BBC television series Doctor Who? As if that was not enough, Karen appeared in the movie remake, Jumanji, and starred in The Circle, Oculus, and Guardians Of The Galaxy 2. She is also currently filming Avengers Infinity Wars.

Visit Karen Gillans Instagram Page for more info and pictures

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How To Properly Speak With An Irish Accent

Don't you just love the Irish and how and they speak. Especially the acent and the way words just roll off their tongue.
Well, the Grassy Knoll Institute has devised a lesson to teach anyone how to speak in an Irish accent.

It is very simple, just follow the steps below. Begin with saying the four words below with a slight pause between each word. This will allow your brain to adjust the signals it will send to your tongue. After repeating the four words twice, you can now pick up your pace saying the words faster and faster. You will be speaking with an Irish accent in no time at all.

Whale

Oil

Beef

Hooked

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With Great Boobs Comes Great Responsibility

Abigail Ratchford

So Gumby emails me about a dream he had the other night and requests that I post his dream sequence and for me to interpret just what the dream sequence meant.

In Gumby's dream he found himself in Chicago on St. Patricks Day. Apparently Gumby is a well respected photographer and was hired to do a photo shoot of famous personalities on the social media platform InstaGram. As Gumby is setting up his lighting and camera equipment in walks Abigail Ratchford and introduces herself to Gumby. Abigail strips down to her first clothing change and steps in front of the camera.

Anyway, the dream did not go any farther as Gumby woke up.

My interpretation o this dream is simple. With great boobs comes great responsibility.

You can find out more information and view Abigail Ratchfords Instagram Page Here

Happy St. Patricks Day!

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Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today

The Zombie Apocalypse Begins Today!
It has been established that persons who have recently become inebriated  have become the life of the party and committing acts of fornication.

A widespread investigation of bars, taverns, pubs, and popular social clubs has concluded that the inebriated party goers have been reappearing and seeking human companionship. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.

Happy St. Patricks Day Barbara!

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McWhiskey - Irish Humor

An Irishman walks into a McDonalds fast food restaurant and goes to order at the counter.

The McDonalds employee greets him and asks, "May I take your order please?"

The Irishman says, "A whiskey please."

The McDonalds counter employee replies, "I am sorry sir, but this is a McDonalds!"

The Irishman ponders for a moment and replies back, "Okay, then may I have a McWhiskey please?"

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