Showing posts with label zombie horde. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombie horde. Show all posts

10/28/2012

Youngstown Ohio Zombie Crawl 2012


Saturday night a Zombie outbreak occurred in Youngstown, Ohio. A Zombie horde hundreds strong shambled over the Red "Mr. Peanut" bridge into the downtown square. The cold and rainy weather did not deter the zombies from their march into bar after bar after bar.

Happy Halloween




LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/08/2012

Zombie Fortress #1 - 2012

Zombie Safe House
October is Zombie Apocalypse preparedness month and the Grassy Knoll Institute is actively exploring several options available to survive when the outbreak occurs. To survive, your fortress must afford you the ability to come and go but have peace of mind that the Zombie horde cannot penetrate. Of course, we are using the original George Romero movie, Night Of the Living Dead type Zombies as our template.

Our first offering is an abandoned missile silo site. Please inspect the photo’s below to expose any weaknesses in this fortress and thought process. We will let you know in the comments before the outbreak does occur. We promise!

Is this a good choice for a Zombie fortress or are there better options out there. Remember, the outbreak can happen at any moment. In fact, it could already be in process right now. (I hope you are not at home sitting in the dark all alone right now.)

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/04/2012

Vote Zombie For President 2012

How So True
The Presidential election is just a few weeks away and our vote will determine the course of our country for the next four years. For all those frustrated with President Obama and those afraid of endorsing Romney, there is another choice. The Zombie choice. Use your brain this election while we still having a fighting chance against the invading horde of political brain dead cadavers spewing their ineffective programs and tax breaks.

Download this sign and get it in your front yards, car windows, office doors to show the disgust you have for our political choices this year.

Happy Halloween



LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10/04/2011

Zombie Apocalypse Fortress - Tree Top

It's never to early to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. Of course you stocked up with plenty of ammo, food, and other supplies but you need the perfect Zombie fortress. A fortress where you can come and go but have peace of mind that the Zombie horde cannot penetrate.

Such as a tree top house with retractable draw bridge entrance. With zombies not being able to climb or combine together, (We are using the original George Romero movie, Night Of the Living Dead type Zombies) A few solar power panels and you have electricity for heat and cooking in case you need to hole up for extended periods of time.

Is this a good choice for a Zombie fortress or is there better options out there. Remember, the outbreak can happen at any moment. In fact, it could already be in process right now. (You aren't home alone sitting in the dark right now are you?)

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL