I think my identity has been found out by the Catholic Nun order. Spying several nuns in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, I boarded the Ski Lift on the Parkway to the top of the Smoky Mountains to avoid detection.
Assuming I was safe I glanced back to see if I was followed....
Out of reflex, I immediately said 10 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers and one really good Act Of Contrition.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL