Radio Signals From Space Recorded

The Arizona science observatory admitted to receiving an unexplained radio signal from deep space that could be taken as contact from an alien civilization.

The signal is originating from the Pisces and Aries constellations and has been confirmed that the it is not a repeating signal but emitting a sequence of binary equations. NASA and SETI already have a team of scientists pouring over the data in an attempt to decipher what the signal actually is.

The most popular theory is that it is simply a welcome beacon searching the galaxies for other intelligent life. The United States launched Voyager decades ago with the same hopes and aspirations. It seems that someone has actually phoned home.

Of course, other scientists are explaining away the signal as an unknown anomaly, astronomical phenomenon, or even feedback from the telescope itself.

This explanation is what the government is sticking with, feedback from an out of focus multi- million dollar telescope. The government understands that if word reached the public that a signal from another world was received it would cause panic and religious ramifications. So for now it is a malfunction. Until the secondary contact is received.

The Grassy Knoll Institute was lucky enough to obtain a copy of the signal. It was incoherent, but our cunning linguists were able to determine that the signal, or message was a reference to the Garden Of Eden. So far, this is what we have.

The first signal string was IN
The second signal string was AGODDA
The third signal string was DAVIDDA
The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists are very excited about this astonishing information. And it only took them 17 minutes and 31 seconds to decipher the message.

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Lost Update - In A Godda-Da-Vida

Season II
Lost Update 04/01/2006

In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey,
Don't you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby,
Don't you know that Ill always be true?

Oh, wont you come with me
And take my hand?
Oh, wont you come with me
And walk this land?
Please take my hand!

What would have happened if Jack decided to wait one more day and not board the Oceanic flight back to the states? As well the other passengers. If you are interested, here is what happened in the alternate reality.

Tonight’s episode opens with a flashback of Jack sleeping in his hotel room the night before he boarded the fateful flight on Oceanic. The sun is peaking in through the closed blinds and Jack rustles in his sleep and slowly awakens.

Jack hears the shower running and fumbles to slowly get out of bed in the dimly lit room. He makes his way to the bathroom scratching his behind displaying a smirk on his face as if he just remembered something amazing from the night before.

When Jack reaches the shower curtain, he pauses as if contemplating his next move. In a heartbeat, the curtain is pulled open to show a very wet Ana Lucia rinsing herself off. Ana sexily whispers "Good Morning Doctor," and smiles seductively at him.

As Jack steps into the shower, another pair of hands comes into the scene. The camera pans back a little and reveals Libby behind Ana soaping her back. Jack and Ana embrace and kiss and repeat the same sequence with Libby. Ana and Libby then embrace and kiss. All three stop to laugh...

After the shower, the three are dressing and the conversation turns to their flight that day. Jack is ready to get his father back to the states but Ana suggests they all stay for just another day until she and Libby get their affairs in order as well.

Reluctantly, Jack agrees and he walks to the phone and orders room service breakfast. Jack states that he will not be checking out today after all and orders three continental breakfasts.

The rest of the casts, survivors, are having similar occurrences. Hurley misses the plane just arriving minutes after the plane rolls out to the tarmac.

Locke through his pleading convinces the walk about tours agent that he is capable to join the group and boards the bus instead of the plane.

Claire at the last moment decides that she wants to keep her baby and drops her ticket into the trash receptacle and turns and walks away. She bumps into Charlie, who almost knocks her down and they strike up a conversation. Charlie loses track of time and misses his flight but decides to take Claire up on her offer for dinner.

Sayid gets detained by security and is held until after the plane takes off.

Sun musters up enough nerve to run from Jin, and walks out of the terminal and meets her friends. Jin sees this and starts after her. Both never get on the plane.

Shannon and Boone arrive at the airport but so does her former boyfriend. Boone and him struggle and security is called to subdue both of them. Boone and the boyfriend are taken into custody and Shannon follows behind crying. Both miss the plane.

Michael and Walt are not getting along to well as Walt is having a hard time adjusting to Michael being his father. Michael decides to postpone his trip back to the states and stay in a familiar environment with Walt to get him more accustomed to his new life.

Kate attempts an escape before boarding the plane with the excuse of needing to use the restroom. The police agent foils her plan catching her as she attempts to escape from the window. This escape attempt was just enough time for them to miss the plane. Kate gets another chance for the next flight isn't until the next day.

Sawyer’s money scam goes terribly awry and he gets caught in a gun battle getting shot in the shoulder. He survives but misses the plane.

Everyone else has the same type of experience and as the episode comes to a close, the Hotel sign where Jack, Ana, and Libby were staying shows the Dharma Hotel and Casino resort...

End of show...
It never happened.
The Booby Ewing syndrome...

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