Halloween 2017 Is Coming

I put a spell on you, 
because you're mine
You better stop the thing that you're doin'
I said, "Watch out, I ain't lyin'", yeah
I ain't gonna take none of your, 
foolin' around
I ain't gonna take none of your, 
puttin' me down
I put a spell on you 
because you're mine, 
all right
Guitar riff...




The Dark Zone Returneths.... With nasty big pointy teeth.
It's October 2017 and that means not only have the tree leaves fallen and changed colors but also signals that Halloween is right around the corner. The Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October guaranteed to scare the Helloween out of you. 

Please check back here at the Dark Zone for updates throughout the month on everything pertaining to Halloween including sexy costumes, huge melons, ghost stories, haunted house critiques, urban legends, and our own special blend of Halloween humor.  

Halloween is coming! No ifs, butts or boobs about it.
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Happy Halloween

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Best Melons Contestant #1 - 2011 Edition

For 2011, the Dark Zone is doubling your pleasure with a bumper crop of tasty juicy melons spilling out over our storage facilities. (Was that to much? I can never tell!) We begin with two glamour models from across the pond, Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones.

The Dark Zone will endeavor to keep the quality of melons at or above this level. It will be extremely difficult, but we are up to the challenge.

Happy Halloween

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