10/03/2011

Best Melons Contestant #1 - 2011 Edition


For 2011, the Dark Zone is doubling your pleasure with a bumper crop of tasty juicy melons spilling out over our storage facilities. (Was that to much? I can never tell!) We begin with two glamour models from across the pond, Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones.

The Dark Zone will endeavor to keep the quality of melons at or above this level. It will be extremely difficult, but we are up to the challenge.

Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

8 comments:

  1. British girls are hot, I'll give you that. Rosie is one fine lady.

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  2. Glad her last name isn't Palmer. :D

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  3. I've seen Rosie Jones on page three many times. She is the hottest British model going right now. And you can see why.

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  4. I cannot argue with you. Your logic is impeccable.

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  5. Lucy wanted to be famous, I explained my contract to her, she didn't want me only know her by the top of her head, she is now fading from the limelight.

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  6. Lucy Pinder is one of the most popular British glamour models at this time. Methinks you missed this one.

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  7. Rosie Jones just might be better than the other Britsih glamour model Gemma Massey. Rosie is all natural, boobs, body, lips, ass, pure beauty. And she dresses hot. She's the one on the right BTW.

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  8. Rosie is a natural beauty for sure.

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