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8/06/2008

An Exact Moment In Kennedy History

An Exact Moment In Time
At this exact moment, Richard Nixon was thinking, (Someday, I’m going to blow his motherfucking head off.)
And the rest is history…. Or conspiracy.

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7 Responses to “Exact Moment In History”


  1. Anti-Christ said

    This may be your best caption ever.

  2. Gumby said

    LMFAO!
    I bet he was thinking that. Kennedy was kicking his ass and the camera kept showing Nixon all sweaty and nervous.

  3. Max Jackl said

    And kill his brother Bobby as well.

  4. SIGHTER said

    MARVELOUS! SIMPLY MARVELOUS. GLAD I RETURNED.

  5. LOTGK said

    Returned? From where?

  6. Gumby said

    From the perch on the grassy knoll. Thats where.

  7. Raincoaster said

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

2/08/2008

Proof Of Second Shooter On The Grassy Knoll

Irrefutable Proof Of A Second Shooter
A signed confession on a U.S. dollar bill printed in the year 2000 is positive proof that Oswald did not act alone.
If it were Oswald who signed the dollar then the bill would have had to be dated 1963 or before. This one is clearly marked 2000 making it impossible for him to have signed it.
Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that a second assassin was lurking on the grassy knoll that fateful day in November 1963 and took aim at John Kennedy as he was riding in the motorcade and completed the assassination of our 35th president.
The Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists can only speculate as to why the assassin came forward after 40 plus years of silence to confess assuming that perhaps this man (FBI handwriting experts have already determined that a man wrote this confession) is dying and wished to clear his conscious before he passed away.




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24 Responses to “Kennedy Assassination Second Shooter Proof”


  1. Othepjavier said

    Maybe the guy’s just making fun. How are they so sure that the man who wrote that really shot JFK?

  2. Chica said

    I had a fiver the other day that led me to that Where’s George.com site, funny enough it was a 5 dollar bill, shoulda been wheresabe.com

  3. LOTGK said

    Otherjavier,
    Because the dollar bill says so.

  4. LOTGK said

    Yes Chica, very cool site. I happen to know that there are a few LOTGK dollars floating around in the economy.

  5. Steamed-Clams said

    I know who it was.
    A man gave me a dollar bill on Nov 22 of this year.
    Coincidence? I think not.
    Not only did he surreptitiously slip it into my change real casual-like, but he also asked;
    “Can I help you with anything else?”
    So the assumption that this criminal is dying and wants to unburden his soul is grossly erroneous.
    He wants another job.
    Seems to me we better keep Bush out of Texas for awhile.
    In fact, we should probably take him to a cave in Utah and hide him….far far away, for a long long time.
    We must make sure he survives.
    We must have proof for future generations that we did not invent him.
    Without him, no one will believe such a man ever existed.

  6. LOTGK said

    Forget about the cave in Utah. Romney has been hiding out there up until this year.

  7. Steamed-Clams said

    Yeah, But I hear Romney didn’t touch any of the complimentary booze, smokes and pretzels.
    Bush will be fine there.

  8. LOTGK said

    Mitt was too busy with his eleven wives. Or so I’m told….

  9. Chica said

    If I ever get one, I’m going to keep it forever! LOL

  10. Lori said

    the cave in Utah leads to hollow earth…which I am starting to believe that Elvis is living down there, along with Princess Diana, Marylin Monroe, Jim Morrison, Lee Harvey Oswald, Heath Ledger… and possibly the Kennedy brothers.
    Wouldnt that be a hoot?
    Im packing my bags, and taking a trip to Utah.
    I hear they dont age down there as fast.. I got only a few good years left if I stay here.. but I could stay young and good looking for a lot longer if I go there.
    And I am sick of spending my money on anti-wrinkle creams.
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  12. Anti-Christ said

    Wow, had a busy weekend with Jesus dying and all. But I’m back. I want to point out to you that the dollar bill doesn’t say “I” but “1″ as in one person shot JFK.
    Handwriting analysis on Oswald should prove that he wrote this on the dollar and that he acted alone in the murder of your Catholic president.
    Repent is to late. Kick back and enjoy life instead.

  13. LOTGK said

    Anti, problem with your theory, the bill is dated year 2000, 37 years after Oswald was murdered.
    Good catch though.

  14. Gentledove said

    It WAS George Washington wot did it.

  15. LOTGK said

    Psst…. Over here.
    Rumor has it that a rocket scientist working at the Grassy Knoll Institute penned the phrase on the note.

  16. Hamster said

    Totally fake. Whata farce.

    • LOTGK said

      What’s fake? What is a farce? It is a real dollar bill with a confession written on it. It offers more believable proof that the volumes published by the Warren Commission.

  17. Jim Porter said

    http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/11/15/f_osbanjom_22aa351.jpgThis picture was taken around 1230 pm on Nov.22 1963. Oswald was playing for a neighborhood hoot-n-nanny in his backyard during his lunch hour. Proof that he couln’t have been the shooter on the sixth floor of the TSBD.

  18. Jim Porter said

    what are you talking about?

12/04/2007

Richard Nixon And John Kennedy Meet

The Assassination Begins


Congressman John Kennedy and his wife Jacqueline greet vice-president Richard Nixon. The trio are at Midway Airport in Chicago.
#8 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.

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  1. Cindy said

    Are these cards worth anything?

  2. LOTGK said

    Cindy, do a Google search, JFK collector cards. I would think they are worth something, not a fortune or anything, but something.
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11/22/2007

President Kennedy Was Assassinated By Aliens

There are hundreds if not thousands of conspiracy theories related to and concerning our 35th president of the United States, John Fitzgerald Kennedy and that fateful day in Dallas in 1963. Many surmise that Fidel Castro and Cuba assassinated him to even the score with the Bay Of Pigs catastrophe. Some think the Russians because of the spotlight Kennedy shined on the Soviet Union during the Missile crisis. Others claim the Mafia put a hit on the president to even the score against brother Bobby. The list goes on and on with every conceivable theory except one. And that my dear reader (s) will be the one discussed today.
In 1963, President John Kennedy was ready to expose too the world a secret that the government guarded since 1947 that an alien craft really did crash land in Roswell, New Mexico and the military harvested and reversed engineered the alien technology recovered to leap frog the world as a super power.
The surviving alien life forms also assisted in the understanding of how the technology worked and how it could be applied to weaponry, agriculture, and medicine. It is not a coincidence that jet propulsion improvements accelerated right after 1947 not to mention space flight.
The United States military in the 10 years after World War II was advancing by leaps and bounds. Computer technology, and not the cathode ray tube technology, but semiconductor technology exploded leading credence that the military had alien support.
John Kennedy wanted to distance himself from the disastrous Bay of Pigs debacle and needed a media blitz that would capture the worlds interest and imagination. The Roswell crash revelation would have been such a story.
But a problem arose. The alien race was not yet convinced that humans were ready to accept that they were not alone and the center of the universe. There were two huge factors to consider.
One: The balance of power had already shifted toward the United States and China and the Soviet Union would demand to be awarded the same technological advances enjoyed by the States for 16 years.
Two: Religious ramifications. All religions on the planet earth would now have to accept and re-examine their doctrine of faith. Millions of people would certainly have a hard time coping with the shakeup of their faith and that everything they were taught in school, church, and family, was a lie.
The Roswell aliens felt humanity wasn’t ready to deal with these worldly issues and devised a cover up scenario to keep everything Quid pro quo.
On that fateful day November 22nd, 1963, Kennedy was assassinated and silenced forever. Lee Harvey Oswald was set up as a patsy by using their incredible telepathic mind control to influence Oswald to shoot Kennedy from the 6th floor school book depository.
By manipulating the investigating officers and government officials assigned to the Kennedy assassination, created a media circus captivating the nation and the world for years. The nations interest shifted from the flying saucer sightings cropping up all over the nation to the Warren commission, the Kennedy assassination, and the conspiracy associated with it. Forty four years, the nation is still abuzz with the Kennedy conspiracy
The United States continue to reap the benefits of alien contact, (The only country to land on the moon, the space shuttle, and the stealth jet to name just a few) and as soon as the Roswell aliens deem humanity ready to accept the truth, we will certainly be waking up in a brave new world.




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26 Responses to “Kennedy Assassinated By Aliens”


  1. Revinjim said

    This works just as well as any other theory!

  2. Ethan said

    you are a fn idiot. give some fn proof about your alien claims. you should just kill youself. cia operatives killed kennedy b/c of the bay of pigs incident. you stupid motherfucker.

  3. LOTGK said

    Ethan, apparently you have missed the tagline of this web site. The home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory. We keep overhead and expenses low to provide more affordable and better tasting conspiracy theories for our readers.
    Hurry, supplies are limited. And quit calling me Shirley.
    It ‘s a humorous site you twit. But you made me laugh.
    Thanks for playing.

  4. Old Way said

    I thought aliens killed JFK because of his challenge to put a man on the moon. The many failures of launch vehicles and the Apollo 11 fire, plus the assasination, would discourage our attempts to journey into space.
    Aliens had many observatories and labs, including large mining facilities on the moon who’s camoflauge could not withstand the close scrutiny of a lunar excursion by humans.
    When after all these failures did not quale our resolve, the aliens had to move their facillities to the deep ocean, a less desireable location.
    The aliens were also upset at Kennedy because of what they felt was a breach of an agreement they had with Eisnhower, which he agreed that the aliens could take a few citizens for testing and examinations. The aliens concept of a few did not hold well with JFK. A “few”, to the aliens was nearly 30% of our population. Their understanding of the term was from there limited observations in which when someone was offered a “few”, say there is a plate of ten cookies, and someone says, ” have a few”, and the person takes three cookies, the aliens interperate a “few” as 30% and since they agreed to it they must use 30% of the worlds population as test subjects!

  5. LOTGK said

    That would explain the Republican party.

  6. The Truth said

    That would explain the liberal, left-wing mentality of the democrats. I also koew that something was off with their ideology and perspective.

  7. LEE LARSON said

    YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, BLAME THE ALIENS. RACISM! RACISM! RACISM! EVERY TIME THE COUNTRY HAS A PROBLEM, BLAME THE LITTLE GREEN MEN WHO WEREN’T THERE. *THOSE OF US ON THE INSIDE TRACK ALL KNOW PERFECTLY WELL THAT JFK WAS SNUFFED ON ORDERS FROM THE ‘FRATERNAL ORDER OF INTELLECTUAL ESKIMOS’: F.O.O.I.E.

  8. LOTGK said

    Who said the aliens were green? I’m thinking more on the lines of a Grayish tint.

  9. LOTGK said

    Who said the aliens were green? I’m thinking more on the lines of a Grayish tint.

  10. Bitzky said

    No no, they are covered in white fuzz and to an untrained eye they resemble small hippos walking on their hind legs. LOTGK knows what I’m talking about *nods*

  11. LOTGK said

    Nods back with understanding to Mister Moomin.

  12. Jp said

    wt if jfk was an alien? is nasa just a scheme set up to provide e.t craft with docking points?

  13. Cole Maston said

    I think that JFK was killed by Chuck Norris when he was a Texas Ranger. The reason being is that there was and episode where JFK called Chuck a baby back b*tch. Therefore i think that it was Chuck Norris and i AM right.
    Cole-Bug

  14. Snowflake said

    Ogg bgah fellow aliens they have discovered us. We must return to the mother ship. Ogg ogga Now
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  17. Anonymous said

    Republicans are aliens.

  18. Tele Tubbie said

    back and to the left… back and to the left…