Fake News Outlets (FNO) is reporting the giant Sequoia tree known as the Pioneer Cabin Tree, located in California inside Calaveras Big Trees State Park, did not succum to the weight of a heavy freak snowfall and heavy winds. Instead it was felled by President Elect Donald Trump as a warning to the 55% of California citizens that voted for Hillary Clinton.
The giant Pioneer Cabin Tree now lays dead on the forest floor and will slowly decay as nature begins its reclamation of the 1000 year old tree. The same can be said for Hillary Clintons political career.
This was Donald Trumps way of firing a warning shot to the other states that failed to vote for him in the election. What state and iconic feature will be eliminated next?
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
I heard he whipped his hair and the tree fell.
ReplyDeleteYou saying Trump is full of hot air? Or Hair?
DeleteReminds me of Jenna Jamison for some reason. Just can't quite put my finger on it.
ReplyDeleteSo many replies. Wood, 2X4, Gap.
DeleteIt appears that one of my many portals to Hell has been uncovered.
ReplyDeleteTo bad it didn't fall on you.
DeleteLooks more like Trumps mouth yapping and yapping.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Four more days to Armageddon.
DeleteThe Rapture begins at noon Today.
ReplyDelete72 hours later and still no fire and brimstone.
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