1/12/2017

Trump Blamed For Felled Tree In California

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Fake News Outlets (FNO) is reporting the giant Sequoia tree known as the Pioneer Cabin Tree, located in California inside Calaveras Big Trees State Park, did not succum to the weight of a heavy freak snowfall and heavy winds. Instead it was felled by President Elect Donald Trump as a warning to the 55% of California citizens that voted for Hillary Clinton.

The giant Pioneer Cabin Tree now lays dead on the forest floor and will slowly decay as nature begins its reclamation of the 1000 year old tree. The same can be said for Hillary Clintons political career.

This was Donald Trumps way of firing a warning shot to the other states that failed to vote for him in the election. What state and iconic feature will be eliminated next?


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

10 comments:

  1. I heard he whipped his hair and the tree fell.

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    1. You saying Trump is full of hot air? Or Hair?

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  2. Reminds me of Jenna Jamison for some reason. Just can't quite put my finger on it.

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    1. So many replies. Wood, 2X4, Gap.

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  3. It appears that one of my many portals to Hell has been uncovered.

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    1. To bad it didn't fall on you.

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  4. Looks more like Trumps mouth yapping and yapping.

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    1. LOL. Four more days to Armageddon.

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  5. The Rapture begins at noon Today.

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    1. 72 hours later and still no fire and brimstone.

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