11/10/2016

Celebrities Leaving Country If Trump Wins

All my bags Are Packed, 
I'm ready to go, 
I'm standing here outside your door,
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye.

The presidential election is over and Donald Trump is now President-Elect. Love him or hate him, come this January 20th, 2017, Trump will be sworn in as the 45th president of these great United States. But this post isn't about Trump or Clinton. It is about the public figures who went on record stating they would leave the country if Donald Trump captured the election.

The clock is ticking. In a mere 71 days it will be time to put your money where your mouth is. The Grassy Knoll Institute will chart each public figures departure date and destination country. This will be updated weekly until everyone on the list las left the country.

* Neve Campbell - 12/01/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Radio silence.

* Cher - 12/01/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not leave)
Destination Country: Radio silence

* Bryan Cranston - 11/10/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Cranston reverses course and now sincerely wishes Trump success as president.

* Miley Cyrus - 11/12/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country:Miley stated that she doesn't say things she doesn't mean. Then how do you explain your statement before Trump was elected Miley?

* Lena Dunham - 11/12/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Dunham is upset people are now calling her out for her statement that she will leave for Canada if Trump wins. 

* Whoopie Goldberg - 11/11/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Goldeberg stated that it was all a misunderstanding she would leave if Trump won. 

* Chelsea Handler - 11/14/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Handler is now staying. Trump wins Chelsea. 

* Samuel L. Jackson - 11/13/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Jackson stated he pays more taxes than Trump and why is everyone in a hurry for him to leave. Sam, I have to ask, whats in your wallet? Plane Tickets?

* Keegan-Michael Key -
Departure Date:
Destination Country:

* George Lopez:-
Departure Date:
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* Ne-Yo -
Departure Date:
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* Amy Schumer - 11/13/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Amy now claims after the election that hey, it was all in jest. I didn't really mean I would leave the country.

* Al Sharpton - 11/10/2016
Departure Date: DNL (Did Not Leave)
Destination Country: Al said he was just kidding. It was all in jest. He is not leaving. 

* John Stewart -
Departure Date:
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* Barbara Streisand -
Departure Date:
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* Ali Wentworth -
Departure Date:
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Are there any more celebrities that were left out. Add them in the comments section.



LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

15 comments:

  1. Maybe we should start a gofundme account for them.

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    1. These people are rich enough they do not need our money to move out of the country.

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  2. OK, I;m game. Amber Rose and Chloe Sevigny said they would leave if Trump won. Lets see how many really do leave.

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    1. Let me check with my fellow rocket scientists and investigate. If true, these two will be added to the list.

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  3. Anyone leave yet? Lol

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  4. No plane tickets yet. However, I am hearing word that Miley Cyrus is already backpedaling and more than likely will go back on her word and not leave the country.

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  5. Status Update: Miley Cyrus, Chealsea Handler, and Amy Schumer have all caved in and will not leave the country as they stated before the elecection.

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  6. Status Update: Al Sharpton, said he was just kidding about moving if Trump won, it was all in jest.

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  7. Any chance any of the Kardashians are leaving?

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  8. Radio silence for the rest of group vowing to leave.

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  9. I can tell you now that none of these whiners will ever leave. All hot air with no backbone

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    1. it appears you may be 100% correct. Not one has made a move.

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  10. Who cares if they leave or not. Seriously, would it cripple the economy if Cher left.

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