10/30/2016

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Zom "B" Gone Cleaner
During the Zombie Apocalypse spills and stains (Especially blood and guts) are going to occur. 
You now have a defense the next time zombies break down your door and leave a trail of entrails all over your newly vacuumed living room carpet. 

 Step One: Kill the zombie(s) inside your house. 
Step two: Remove said zombie(s) from your house keeping care not to allow more zombies to enter. 
Step three: Spray a generous amount of Zom B Gone on the stain(s) on the carpet and allow the cleansing enzymes to activate.
Step Four: While waiting for the enzymes to activate, reload your gun(s) or sharpen your blade(s) in anticipation of the next zombie attack. 
Step Five: Vacuum affected (Infected) area. Let dry before you walk on the carpet.
Step Six: Repeat Steps one through five. 

 Happy Halloween

LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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6 comments:

  1. Gumby10/30/2016 9:38 AM

    Good advice grassy one. And Jessica shows up twice. Perfect.

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  2. Max Jackl10/30/2016 2:09 PM

    Call 1-800 stanley steamer

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    1. LOTGK10/30/2016 2:45 PM

      LOL. Need more than them to remove pesky zombie stains.

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  3. Anti-Christ10/31/2016 10:08 AM

    You'll need more to cleanse the house from demonic possession.

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    1. LOTGK11/02/2016 1:02 PM

      I hear Jason Hawes is looking for work.

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