12/14/2009

On The First Day Of Christmas

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I Present The Leg Lamp - A Major Award
To kick off the Christmas Holiday season, I thought I would sing the Twelve Days Of Christmas for everyone. However, Patty informed me of the International ban from 35 countries preventing me from singing.

But its Christmas, so damn the torpedoes. Here goes...

On the first day of Christmas,
The Grassy Knoll sent to me,
A leg lamp in the window.


Oh yea, can you spot the LOTGK logo.
Hint, its not on the Italian lamp.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

20 comments:

  1. What will the neighbors say about you now!

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  2. Is that a real leg lamp? Very funny. You should take a picture at night.

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  3. Craig Of The Avenue12/14/2009 5:17 AM

    Merry christmas to you as well grassy knoll. I want one of those lamps. Where did you fet this.

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  4. And oh yea, I see the logo, right under the porch lamp.

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  5. It says FRA GI LE...
    It must be Italian. Great photo pal, Happy Holidays to all at the grassy knoll institute.

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  6. Is this the house from the movie, on Cleveland Street in Ohio?

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  7. You used up all the glue on purpose. Great leg, great photo, great song. Merry Christmas.

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  8. At least we know where Heather Mills missing leg went.
    yea, yea, yea.

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  9. So far, they are loving it. :D

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  10. Yes, it is a full sized exact replica including the fishnet stockings. Just missing the whiff of ozone when I tun it on.

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  11. Thank you. I found the leg at the Las Vegas show back in March. ASD show. I bought both sizes, the full size in the window and a two foot size that sits in my office.

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  12. Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

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  13. Thank you. The one leg I bought did come in a small crate that said Fragile on it. It was insane!

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  14. She wishes her leg looked this good.
    :D

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  15. Right back at ya.
    Is that a sniff of ozone I smell?
    :D

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  16. NO fair. I was looking for a corned beef sandwich and it was, like... twenty minutes before I finally spotted the house address.

    Shame on you.

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  17. Admit it, your eyes were drawn to the electric sex shining in the window...

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  18. I want one of those.

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  19. Go to Google, type in a christmas story leg lamp. There you go.

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