1/19/2011

My ABC Lost Theory Was Correct After All


I remember May 23rd, 2010, late evening, the waning moments of the six-year sojourn of what was the finale episode of ABC's Lost series flickering away. Christian Sheppard gathered the castaways in the church, their special place to find each other, and guided them into the light right before a tearful and joyous reunion of the castaways that mattered most to Jack. Damn it all to Hell, they were all in Purgatory. My Lost theory of Virtual reality with a dash of alien intervention was shattered. Or was it?

Just what was the Grassy Knoll Institutes Lost theory…. For six years it was…..
Although it appeared the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 were on a tropical island, they were being deceived. There was no island. The survivors were in a virtual reality laboratory. All the castaways were interconnected to one another sharing each others thoughts, memories, and feelings. While in this virtual reality laboratory, a battery of physical and mental experiments were performed on them. Who was running these experiments? As Juliet stated, the Aliens of course.

That evening I fired off my Lost Series Finale Theory, begrudgingly accepting that my theory was not only flawed, but down right incorrect. Until some months later when a new wrinkle of my Lost theory would come to light.

You see, although I recorded the series finale, I had put off viewing it until just last night. (Anger can do that sometimes) And there it was, the Holy Grail, my missing link, looking me square in the face. After watching the entire show from beginning to end from my DVR, the very last scene before the screen went dark made me ask this question.

Why did ABC Lost show the wreckage of flight 815 during the credits? With no survivors! Nor a single shred of evidence that there ever were any survivors. Just wreckage. No foot prints. No makeshift huts. No clothing. No tools. No bodies. No people. Nothing. (The network claims that these scenes were placed to decompress the audience from such an emotional roller coaster that was the finale before the local news came on.) (However, the Grassy Knoll Institute has an alternate explanation)

That is when it occurred to me that my virtual reality theory was correct after all. Wait for it readers... Perhaps these fleeting images signified that no one survived the plane crash and the entire series never happened. Or... The reason there are no bodies or any sign of survivors is because the castaways are still in the VR chamber.

You see, in reality, the castaways were never on the island, never got on flight 815, never crashed. Instead, they were secretly ushered into a VR lab where unspeakable experiments were performed on them. The castaways were put through the paces time and time again until a favorable outcome was achieved. Perhaps Jack and his crew finally got it right this time, Jack giving in to the island mystique, creating the end game, the church scene.

Remember the season five finale, when Jacob and the Man in black were talking on the beach. It was the VR experiment they were discussing. How no matter what they did, no matter what obstacles placed in the castaways path, the result was always the same. They were both waiting for a unique outcome, the church scene.
MIB: You’re still trying to prove me wrong.
Jacob: You are wrong!
MIB: They come, fight, they destroy, they corrupt. It always ends the same.
Jacob: It only ends once. Anything that happens before that, it’s just progress.

If you can remember, I stated that the VR experiment would reset itself after an unfavorable outcome. Hence, Miles, Ben, and Desmond, remembered fragments of past scenario's giving them the ability to predict the future. This also easily explains the time travel scenario of the castaways on the island living in the 50's, 70's, and present time. These were merely new variables and parameters of the experiment.

In essence my dear readers, the Lost castaways did not crash, did not get on the plane, did not die, nor went to heaven. Instead, they were reset to begin yet another battery of tests. Perhaps we will get lucky enough to see these new tests come to light, in say, a 2011-2012 Lost movie or mini series expanding on what happened right after the church scene in the finale.

I feel better now....



LURKING, STILL LOST ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

27 comments:

  1. Ok, ok, ok, you have a point here. The network showing just the wreckage but no people, how is that still vr?

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  2. The reason you see no people is because the Rapture has begun and those on the island were the first wave of people cast into the eternal fires of Hell.

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  3. Simple my friend. The castaways only believe they are on the island, survivors of a horrific plane crash when in reality, they are all in a virtual reality lab being experimented on. Showing the wreckage with no human element fortifies the stance that it is merely a prop, a figment of imagination.

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  4. Even the smoke monster?

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  5. Glad I stopped back to see this. However you are wrong. The plane did wreck. No one survived.

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  6. If the plane did wreck, then how did Jack know all these people if they all died in the wreck.

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  7. Opps, sorry. Hit the send button too fast. I'm not agreeing with lotgk's post, I'm just saying that FOX is wrong.

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  8. If so, then explain how Jack met all the castaways!
    Unless, they were all being used as lab rats in a VR experiment.

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  9. I like you Francine. I like how you think.

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  10. I don't like you anymore.
    :D

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  11. ABC said right after the finale aired that they put that image of the wreckage there, that was not part of the story by the writers. I wish people would get their facts correct.

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  12. Roger, Dude, you are reading and commenting on a parody site, we are the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory. I wish people like you would read just a tad before you jump right in to your scathing rhetoric.

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  13. Lost Without Lost4/08/2011 6:30 AM

    I miss Lost terribly. No program since has even begun to compare to Lost. The Event is crap, Persons Unknown terrible. I am hoping for a mini series of Lost next year. Any news on that?

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  14. I just got season 6!
    I know, I know.... I have always been a little slow.
    I plan on watching as much as possible this weekend.

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  15. yes, lost was a good show. Miss the drama and details. Perhaps a mini series is in the future.

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  16. NEWSFLASH!
    It's virtual reality. :D

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  17. While your theory is an interesting one, the writers have stated that the events of the island DID take place, and that the characters went through them. Also, if they explicitly state that the scenes of the wreck without human presence (dead or alive) was to decompress the audience instead of going straight into the news, then why contradict that with an alternate explanation.

    You sound a little like Pierre Bayard, the famous French author who wrote an entire book on why Agatha Christie was wrong in her declaration of the murderer in "The Murder of Roger Ackroyd."

    The show was an excellent show with a different but satisfying ending. We never once saw any indication that any of it was VR. I have to say, your theory goes against the entire point of the show -- that in life, we are LOST without those around us whom we come to care for, who we work with to better our situations and our lives.

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  18. Lost Fan, yes, I know, I watched the series. If you would have been with us from the beginning, you would have understood the post. It was tongue in cheek. Just like the entire six years of posting. We all had fun here. Now go get yourself a sandwich.

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  19. What a bunch of bullshit. The writers stated that what happened on the island really happened. So it was a science fiction story with them living on a magical island. A smoke monster, a man that doesn't age. These things don't happen in real life, which makes it science fiction, which makes Lost ending even more suckier.

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  20. That is what I was angered about. Most of those things could not happen in real life. A smoke monster, come on, really.

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  21. When I was a kid, I was filling notebooks with a story about superheroes fighting on a mysterious island that was actually a submerged spaceship. Since then, those notebooks have been thrown away. So it is my belief that JJ Abrams made millions of dollars by picking through my trash.
    -Rob

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  22. But it wasn't a spaceship, and they were not super heroes, and they were all in Purgatory, not submerged.

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  23. But they were NOT in purgatory until season 6.

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  24. Oh, but they were. From the get go. They just let you know the castaways were in Purgatory in season six.

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  25. I have the perfect reboot script.
    The following is from Screenrant.com and the possible reboot of LOST.

    Karey Burke, President of ABC Entertainment, has claimed to be interested in the possibility of a Lost reboot, but has yet to discuss such a project with the show's former creative heads. Premiering in 2004 to much fanfare, Lost was created by J. J. Abrams, Damon Lindelof and Jeffrey Lieber and ran for six seasons, telling the story of a group of plane crash survivors who discover that their new island home is far from a tropical paradise. Featuring an array of characters that immediately found their way into viewers' hearts, Lost earned a sizeable fan base but would also attract criticism for overly complex storylines and a finale episode that failed to satisfy many.

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    1. And oh yeah, the series ended in a church...

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  26. Something's burning,
    And I think it's Lost...

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