Microsoft Introduces Windows 10 TV

Microsoft Windows Unveils Windows TV 10

San Francisco, California, April 1st, 2016
Microsoft Annual Build Developer Conference:
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella revealed this morning Windows 10 TV. Nadella stated that Microsoft will now compete head to head against the likes of Applie TV, Google TV, Amazon Fire, and Ruko streaming services.

Above is a pre-release photo of the vision of Microsofts new age television viewing experience.

It appears that the TV will also be dial up ready....

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Urban Legend My Ass

Thats A Lot Of Shoes

This morning in New York City during a routine patrol by the NYPD waterways commission, a giant alligator attacked a sightseeing ferry boat. The massive gator nearly capsized the boat as it suddenly breached and landed on the boat deck.

In other news, thousands of New Yorkers are now afraid to sit on their toliets in fear that the urban legend of alligators in their sewer drain are now real.

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2016 Presidential Election Odyssey

Monolith Appears Atop Trump Tower

As dawn broke this cool April morning a Monolith was discovered atop the Las Vegas Trump tower. Perhaps the Monolith will do for our future what it has done for our prehistoric past. To bestow upon the presidential candidates at least a rudimentary level of intelligence and an ability to communicate sensibly.

CUE THE MUSIC.....

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Small Explosion At Korean Peninsula

Small Explosion Reported In North Korea

At 6:05am EST a small explosion was heard and felt in the Korean Peninsula..

South Korean warships are underway to investigate.

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Paris Hilton Is Pregnant

Paris Hilton Pregnant

Paris Hilton Is Pregnant

Breaking news: Paris Hilton, unable to hide the news anymore, announced today that she is pregnant and will be getting married after several details are cleared up.

That's hot...

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Happy Saint Patricks Day 2016

Jessa Hinton 

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Tell me Jessa Hinton is not the spittin image of the St. Patricks Day Icon. It appears as if she were the model for the icon.

Anyway, please be safe today and drink responsibly.

You can find more of Jessa Hinton at Jessa Hinton Instagram

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Upscale Irish Pub Restroom

You know you are in a upscale Irish Pub when the restrooms have head rests.

St. Patricks Day Tip: Do not eat the big white mints at the bottom of the urinal.

Happy St. Patricks Day!

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Rub For Luck On Saint Patricks Day

Like Rubbing The Buddha

If ye be feelin frisky and full of the whiskey, have a go and follow the above instructions. May the luck of the Irish be with you. (You are going to need it!)

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Irish Yoga Training

Irish Yoga

To get into drinking shape for the upcoming St. Patricks Day holiday, the Irish begin a strick exercise regiment of yoga to maintain flexibilty and agility during the drinkinh hours of St. patricks day.

Don't wind up like the trio above. Start drinking training today.

Happy St. Patricks Day!

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Irish Parents

A sure fire way to know you were brought up by Irish parents:

Listen closely. At the start of any crisis, no matter what the crisis level, big or small, the first thing your Mom or Dad will utter is, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," while making the sign of the cross.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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