3/04/2014

Irish Mental Hospital

As we all know, Ireland has very good medical care including facilities for the mentally challenged.
Just the other day I found myself in the fine city of Dublin walking through the quaint streets and avenues. I came across a mental institution. As I continued to walk past the facility I noticed that many patients were out on the lawn enjoying the mild weather.

All of a sudden I heard the patients start to shout the number 13 over and over again. 13...13...13... Intrigued and being a bit of a busy body I stopped to investigate. However the picket fence surrounding the facility was to high for me to see over. Looking at the fence I spied a small gap in the wood allowing me to bend down and peer through.

Just as soon as I had myself positioned to see, I was poked in the eye with a stick from the other side of the fence. As I was getting up off the ground I heard them all yelling 14... 14... 14...

Luckily there was a eye care center next door. It was doing a brisk business. I took a number, it was 13.




LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL


LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/03/2014

Sexy Irish Green Bikini Contest 2014

...Adrianna Lima sexy irish green bikini...Alessandro Ambrosia wearing sexy irish green bikini...Bar Refaeli wearing sexy irish green bikini...Candice Swanepol wearing sexy irish green bikini...Kate Upton Candice wearing sexy irish green bikini...Miranda Kerr wearing sexy irish green bikini

As rock legend singer Rod Stewart penned,
"I sure do want you to know that you wear it well,
There ain't a lady in the land so fine."

Your mission today, in the cold early month of March is to vote for the supermodel above who wears their sexy Irish green bikini the best. The contest is simple. Gaze upon the six beautiful women above and click on your favorite. Each photo you click on will count as one vote and each comment you leave will count as two votes. The winner will be revealed March 17th, St. Patricks Day.

Write ins are permitted. Simply name the sexy model and add the link of her wearing her sexy green bikini in the comments section. 

If you do not know the six supermodels above they are in order:
 #1- Adrianna Lima, #2 - Alessandro Ambrosia, #3 - Bar Refaeli,
#4 - Candice Swanepol, #5 - Kate Upton, #6 - Miranda Kerr




LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/02/2014

Irish Leprechaun Legend

Legend Of The Leprechaun
Legend Of The Leprechaun
Legend has it that if you are so lucky to spy a Leprechaun and demand his pot of gold, you must remember one thing. Do not take your eyes off the Leprechaun. Not even for a second. Do not even blink. For if you do, the Leprechaun will vanish and you will be not be having the best of days going forward.

You see, Leprechauns are Imps and they do not wish to be bothered by folks poking around their business. A failed attempt to remove the pot of gold from a Leprechaun could cause harmful results. You see, once the leprechaun is out of your sight just for a split second, the power you have over him is revoked. At that time, the leprechaun may reciprocate and trick you into doing harm to yourself.



LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3/01/2014

Top Of The Morning To You

Lucky Irish Four Leaf Clover
Lucky Irish Four Leaf Clover
To kick off the St. Patrick's Day festivities, the Grassy Knoll Institute presents a genuine lucky Irish four leaf clover. 

As usual, the Grassy Knoll Institute will reveal sexy red-headed Irish women, sexy green bikini's, some Irish humor, (Humour) Irish myths, Irish folklore, and Irish food in the days leading up to the feast of St. Patrick.

By the time you wake up at 5am on St. Patrick's day to partake in the ritual of consuming green eggs, green ham, and plenty of green beer, you will be stocked with all the Irish heritage knowledge you will need to get you through the day. 





LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

2/24/2014

Angels Versus Aliens

The bible is perhaps one of the best collections of conspiracy theories humankind will ever know. (Or perhaps humankind cannot yet understand the contents in it's entirety) It is filled with stories of men living to be hundreds of years old. Races of giants intermingling with humans. Angels visiting men secretly in the night. A man being swallowed by a whale and living to tell about it. Gods and angels in fiery chariots descending from the heavens. Devils and demons destroying and possessing people. A flood so great it covered the earth for 40 days. Numerous plagues bestowed upon man. Life reanimation. The instantaneous healing of diseases. Plus stories of miracles that only gods can perform. And it all started ions ago with man gazing into the heavens, looking at the lights in the sky. And wondering.

The same lights we look at today. However, humankind, as a collective, believe we have a better perspective than primitive humans. We put a different spin on events occurring today. Instead of Angels, we see Aliens. The fact is, Divine intervention and Aliens are not a modern day fad, but intricately woven into our society from the dawn of communication continuing to present day.

Writings of visitations are well documented in the Old Testament, handed down from generation to generation. To the ancient man, these appearances could only be comprehended as Angel visitations. In ancient times, there were angels, fiery flying chariots, and burning bushes. Compared to today's visitations, the encounters are all to similar. In modern time, we refer to them as Aliens, spacecraft, (UFOs) and telepathic communication.

What do we make from all of this? Is there truth to any of this? The bible speaks of many stories of god and angel intervention from a  group of people do diverse, it expands the entire known world at the time. Today, no one can deny the thousands upon thousands of UFO sightings reported yearly from around the globe. These reports are not from a small group of people but from a group so diverse it encompasses all walks of life, all nationalities, and all religions.

In ancient times, many of the people who were visited by angels, demons, and gods, were ridiculed, shunned, and not believed, for they had no real evidence, just a story. The same goes for the modern world. The people who claim to have been visited by aliens, or have seen alien space craft, are ridiculed, thought mentally unstable, or just making up an elaborate hoax to gain their 15 minutes of fame. To date, these people have not produced any real concrete evidence of their tales.

Perhaps that is by design. I always ask the same question when reading or viewing alien encounters. In today's society, with everyone having cell phones, why has not one of these alien events been recorded. Just one photo. In focus. We have a million photo's of celebrities and politicians in compromising situations, why can't we capture a good clear in focus picture or video of an alien encounter.

Perhaps, just perhaps, Angels are Aliens, and fiery flying chariots are spacecraft, and burning bush encounters are telepathic communication.

Keep gazing into the heavens for answers. It may just be by design.


LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL