The Irish Are Famous For Their Humor

Temple Bar- Dublin Ireland

The Irish are famous for their quick wit and humor. It is one of our many endearing traits. Every St. Patrick's Day there will be thousands upon thousands of Irish jokes and anedotes about us. However, you will never hear a joke about the Irish beginning with, "So this Irishman walks out of a bar...."

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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The Complete JFK Conspiracy Archives

Bobby - Teddy - John

The conspiracy began November 22nd, 1963. The united States Of America’s 35th president, John F. Kennedy, was gunned down in cold blood in front of thousands of spectators as his motorcade rolled through Dealey Plaza. Conflicting eye witness accounts of multiple shooters confused police. A puff of smoke and suspicious characters lurking on the grassy knoll was claimed to be seen.

The supposed magic bullet that inflicted seven wounds was scrutinized. The medical examiners office blatant errors and omissions during the make shift autopsy. The Warren commission blundering the investigation from day one.

Oswald proclaiming he was a patsy and that he did not shoot JFK. Jack Ruby silencing Oswald shooting him in the gut as he was being transferred to a maximum security location.

Fifty years later the rest is conspiracy history. Below are the stories and conspiracies surrounding the Kennedy assassination still active today.

President Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy Theory
Did Oswald Act Alone (45th Anniversary)
Evidence Of A Second Shooter Revealed
JFK Assassination Anniversary – Curse Of Three Brothers
Was JFK Assassinated By Aliens
New Camera Angle Of Kennedy Assassination Recovered
JFK 44th Anniversary Edition
Who Stole President Kennedy’s Brain
President Lincoln – President Kennedy – Bizarre Coincidences
Ruby Guns Down Oswald – Silence The Assassin
Richard Nixon’s Covert Meeting With Extraterrestrials
An Exact Moment In History
President Kennedy And Richard Nixon Meet
Dealey Plaza And The Grassy Knoll

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Walking Dead Glenn Is Not Dead (Spoiler Alert)

So, after watching last night's episode of The Walking Dead, (Spoiler Alert) I do not believe Glenn is dead. And here is why: When Michonne is schooling Heath about him "Being out there" she says something to the effect,
“Have you ever had to kill people because they already killed your friends and are coming for you next? Have you ever done things that made you afraid of yourself afterward? Have you ever been covered in so much blood that you didn’t know if it was yours, walkers or your friends?"

See there, Michonne is foreshadowing what happened to Glenn. He had the blood and guts of Nicholas on him.  The scene shows only Glenn grimacing, not actually being bitten.

I am sure that Glenn ducked under the dumpster and snuck away to safety. Remember, Glenn is the resourceful one. He knows better than anyone how to avoid the walkers. For God's sake, he was a pizza delivery guy in a previous life.

Glenn is still alive.

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Hello, Hello, Hello

Is there anybody still out there?

Or has the Zombie Apocalypse consumed all human life on this planet?

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Talented Irish Bartender On St. Patricks Day

Sexy Irish Barmaid

Shannon is our Irish barmaid for this evening. Shannon is a highly skilled  bartender able to mix any drink or concoction your heart desires and her presentation is a crowd pleaser.

The Grassy Knoll Institute wishes everyone a safe and fun filled St. Patrick's Day and hopes all your barmaids look like Shannon tonight. (They will after 2am anyway)
Please use your designated driver when returning home or travelling from pub to pub.

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How The Irish Play Golf

How The Irish Play Golf

It is a well known fact that the Scot's invented the modern version of golf but it is the Irish version with it's unique flair of the game that we love to play so much.

Most people playing golf enjoy the relaxation of the sport, being one with nature, walking on a vast sprawling landscape of neatly manicured grass. To compete with not only your opponent, but yourself. Hitting that perfect drive. Sinking that long putt,

How very Zen like....

Forty Four D...

For the Irish folk like myself, all we want is for our caddy to have a nice ass and a great rack and the rest of the golf experience, well, we don't give a shit about the score, the drive, the putt, the grass, the nature.

No mulligans for you.

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Best End Of The Rainbow Ever

Best End Of The Rainbow Ever

Some believe that a Leprechauns pot of gold is at the end of the rainbow. Some believe you are granted one wish. Others believe eternal life awaits and some people believe there is nothing at the end. Whatever you believe, this is the best end of the rainbow scenario.

Ever....

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Irish Flu Shots

Irish Flu Shots

Here in the United States, we Americans have what they call Obama-Care health insurance. For those that have to endure this pitiful insurance, it sucks. My sympathies to all enrolled.

On the other side of the pond, Ireland handles healthcare with a more hands on approach. One example is the flu shot. We wait in a long line, get uncerimoniously jabbed in the arm while listening to nurse Ratchet yelling out "Next" while the needle is still in your arm.

In Ireland, the flu shot is available at your local Pub for a small fee of $1.49 with a chaser of Guinness.

Luck of the Irish indeed.

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