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| Sexy Saint Patricks Day Bartender |
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/17/2011
Happy St. Patricks Day
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Irish Driver Instructor
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| Fasten Your Seatbelts |
Over the past several years, Dublin's Department Of Motor Cars has seen a sharp decrease in passing grades in young males taking their drivers license test. It now takes the average male 12 attempts to obtain their license.
The Irish Ministry of transportation is in the process of conducting a study on why the failure rate is so profound. Perhaps it has something to do with the new Dublin school instructor, Kathleen McPeaks.
The cobblestone roads in Ireland and the inferior car shocks make objects in cars jiggle more than normal. Keeping your hands on the wheel and not keeping one's eyes on the road are the top two failure reasons.
Wait! Are you still reading this?
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
St. Patricks Day Knitting Fail
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| Irish Knitting Fail |
At least now I can go and rob the ATM without being recognized.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
No More Snakes In Ireland
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| Not All The Snakes Left Ireland |
Looks like he missed one.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/16/2011
Irish Redneck Rainbow
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| Hey - Even Ireland Has Rednecks |
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Failed Irish Icons
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| Celery Man |
It has come to our attention that Mister Seymore Green has made a valiant effort to secure the stalk of celery as Ireland's symbol. We appreciate the effort. However, the Ireland government is not ridgid. We offer a compromise.
If the Minnesota Vikings ever win a Super Bowl, then we will change our iconic shamrock.
Case Closed!
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Working With The Lights Out - Irish Humor
Paddy and Mick were working on a local building site when Paddy says to Mick "I can not be bothered working all day. I want to go home." so Paddy climbs to the top of the structure he was working on and hangs upside down on a steel girder. The foreman of the site see's Paddy and comes out of the office and shouts up to him, "Paddy, what the devil do you reckon you're doing up there upside down?"
Paddy looks down at the foreman and says "I'm pretending to be a light bulb!" The foreman scratches his head and yells up to Paddy, "Go home Paddy, you're being stupid today. We don't need you." Paddy climbs down and smiles at Mick as he punches the time clock heading out the door.
Mick decides Paddy had a great idea and tries to follow suit and tells the foreman that he is going home too and begins to put his coat on. As Mick was heading toward the time clock the foreman yells over to Mick, "And where the devil do you think you are going Mick?" Mick replies, "If you think I'm working in the dark that high up you're crazy!"
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Paddy looks down at the foreman and says "I'm pretending to be a light bulb!" The foreman scratches his head and yells up to Paddy, "Go home Paddy, you're being stupid today. We don't need you." Paddy climbs down and smiles at Mick as he punches the time clock heading out the door.
Mick decides Paddy had a great idea and tries to follow suit and tells the foreman that he is going home too and begins to put his coat on. As Mick was heading toward the time clock the foreman yells over to Mick, "And where the devil do you think you are going Mick?" Mick replies, "If you think I'm working in the dark that high up you're crazy!"
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/15/2011
Ireland Minister Of The Government Entry Exam
Now you know why Ireland's economy is at one of the worst levels since the great potato famine.
Sidenote: Does anyone know the answers?
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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