Showing posts with label irish icons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label irish icons. Show all posts

3/16/2011

Failed Irish Icons

Irelands Celery Man
Celery Man
For the past 23 years Seymore Green has been petitioning the Government of Ireland to change the iconic symbol of the Emerald Island from the shamrock to a stalk of celery. A spokesman for the government released this statement.

It has come to our attention that Mister Seymore Green has made a valiant effort to secure the stalk of celery as Ireland's symbol. We appreciate the effort. However, the Ireland government is not ridgid. We offer a compromise.

If the Minnesota Vikings ever win a Super Bowl, then we will change our iconic shamrock.

Case Closed!


 

LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL