Even The Queen Is Irish On St. Patricks Day

Queen Of England Is Irish

The Queen of England stepped out to celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a ceremonial appearance at Buckingham Palace wearing an Irish green dress designed by Irish clothing designers.

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A Perfect Irish Rainbow

A Perfect Irish Rainbow

It's midnight and the St. Patrick's Day festivities are beginning already. As dawn approaches, millions will have already consumed gallons of green beer, green eggs, green ham, and even green pancakes, not to mention corned beef sandwiches.

The Grassy Knoll Institute asks during your celebration to take a few minutes after the first light to search the sky for that perfect Irish rainbow and perhaps you will find the pot of gold left hiding by the Leprechauns.

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Irish Car Wash

Irish Car Wash Made A Million Dollars In One Day

In an attempt to offset the rising cost of corned beef, Irish pubs and diners have sought other avenue's of revenue. The Temple Pub instituted an auto wash by its female waitresses dressed in their work uniforms.

Lines have formed around the block.

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Zombie Outbreak In Ireland

Ireland Infested With The Walking Dead

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, not even the Emerald Isle, Ireland, would be spared the horror of the flesh-eating walking dead.

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An Irish Wedding Blessing

An old Irish wedding tradition can sometimes get dangerous. At the reception, the Father of the bride gathers the attention to give his blessing to the bride and groom and all in attendance.
The blessing goes something like this...

Would all the married men,
Please now go and stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.
At this time, the bartender almost gets crushed to death.

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Irish Cardio Workout Sweeping The Nation

I Dare You To Look Away

Fitness News Update:
Dublin, Ireland, a new male fitness craze is sweeping the nation. No, it is not palates, or spinning, nor aerobics, but a much simpler exercise. Men come to the exercise studio, pay a small fee, and step onto a treadmill. In just a few seconds, a large curtain opens and the viewer is exposed to the scene above.

On the average, Men stay on the treadmill 2700% longer than normal increasing their cardio workout thus lending to weight loss and better heart and health condition.

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Hostess Mint Green Sno Balls

Retro Hostess Irisih Green Sno Balls

Sadly, with Hostess corporation going bankrupt, nevermore will we be treated during the St. Patrick's Day holiday with the tasty and fluffy mint green Hostess Sno-Balls.

PS: I found this package of Sno-Balls in the far back corner of the pantry. They look pretty damn good. I'm not eating them mind you, but it must be true that Hostess has a half life of 25000 years.

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Paddy Walks Into A Pub

A little Irish humor:
Paddy walks into the local pub with a gun and yells out, "Now who be havin sex with me wife?" The pub gets quiet and all heads turn toward Paddy holding the six shooter. In the background of the very crowded pub a voice is heard saying, "You not be havin enough bullets in that gun Paddy!"

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