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| Queen Of England Is Irish |
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/17/2013
Even The Queen Is Irish On St. Patricks Day
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/16/2013
A Perfect Irish Rainbow
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| A Perfect Irish Rainbow |
The Grassy Knoll Institute asks during your celebration to take a few minutes after the first light to search the sky for that perfect Irish rainbow and perhaps you will find the pot of gold left hiding by the Leprechauns.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/14/2013
Irish Car Wash
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| Irish Car Wash Made A Million Dollars In One Day |
Lines have formed around the block.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/12/2013
Zombie Outbreak In Ireland
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| Ireland Infested With The Walking Dead |
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/11/2013
An Irish Wedding Blessing
An old Irish wedding tradition can sometimes get dangerous. At the reception, the Father of the bride gathers the attention to give his blessing to the bride and groom and all in attendance.
The blessing goes something like this...
Would all the married men,
Please now go and stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.
At this time, the bartender almost gets crushed to death.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
The blessing goes something like this...
Would all the married men,
Please now go and stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.
At this time, the bartender almost gets crushed to death.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/08/2013
Irish Cardio Workout Sweeping The Nation
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| I Dare You To Look Away |
Dublin, Ireland, a new male fitness craze is sweeping the nation. No, it is not palates, or spinning, nor aerobics, but a much simpler exercise. Men come to the exercise studio, pay a small fee, and step onto a treadmill. In just a few seconds, a large curtain opens and the viewer is exposed to the scene above.
On the average, Men stay on the treadmill 2700% longer than normal increasing their cardio workout thus lending to weight loss and better heart and health condition.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/07/2013
Hostess Mint Green Sno Balls
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| Retro Hostess Irisih Green Sno Balls |
PS: I found this package of Sno-Balls in the far back corner of the pantry. They look pretty damn good. I'm not eating them mind you, but it must be true that Hostess has a half life of 25000 years.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/06/2013
Paddy Walks Into A Pub
A little Irish humor:
Paddy walks into the local pub with a gun and yells out, "Now who be havin sex with me wife?" The pub gets quiet and all heads turn toward Paddy holding the six shooter. In the background of the very crowded pub a voice is heard saying, "You not be havin enough bullets in that gun Paddy!"
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Paddy walks into the local pub with a gun and yells out, "Now who be havin sex with me wife?" The pub gets quiet and all heads turn toward Paddy holding the six shooter. In the background of the very crowded pub a voice is heard saying, "You not be havin enough bullets in that gun Paddy!"
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/04/2013
Shopping For The Perfect St. Patrick's Day Outfit
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| Wearing of The Green |
Take your time....
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/03/2013
Dark In Here It Is
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| Irish Furniture |
The little boy says, dark in here. The man says, yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball.
Man: That's nice.
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No thank you.
Boy: My dads outside!
Man: OK, how much?
Boy: $250
In the next few weeks the same thing happens again and the boy and the lover wind up in the closet again.
Boy: Dark in here.
Man: Yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, how much?
Boy: $750
Man: Sold!
A few days later the father says to the boy, grab your glove and ball, lets go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says I cannnot. I sold my baseball and glove. For how much the dad asked.
Boy: $1000 for both.
Dad: That is way to much to charge your friends. For that, I'm taking you to church so father Flanagan can hear your confession.
Both go to church and the dad escorts the boy to the confessional booth, opens the door, tells the boy to walk in, kneel down and wait for the priest. The dad closes the door and sits in the pew a few feet away.
In a few seconds, father Flanagan slides the small window open and waits for the boy to begin his confession.
Boy: Dark in here.....
Father Flanagan: Don't you be starting any shenanigans in here. You are in my closet now.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/02/2013
Irish True Story
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| Scene From An Irish Cafe |
Happy St. Patrick's Day
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
3/01/2013
Breakfast On St. Patricks Day
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| Green Pancakes For St. Patricks Day |
As usual, the Grassy Knoll Institute will reveal plenty of sexy red-headed women, sexy green bikini's, some Irish humor, (Humour) Irish myths, Irish folklore, and Irish food.
By the time you wake up at 5am on St. Patrick's day to partake in the ritual of consuming green eggs, green ham, and plenty of green beer, you will be stocked with all the Irish heritage knowledge to get you through the day.
LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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