Santa Claus Reindeer Exact Revenge

Santa Claus Christmas Eve Flight Path
Santa Is In For A Big Surprise
As the Christmas holiday quickly approaches, a classic story comes to mind.
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house...
No, no, no, not that story.

Twas Christmas Eve and Santa Claus was in the middle of making his rounds delivering toys to all the boys and girls in the world. With security systems armed in many of the residences Santa began running behind schedule.

Santa began to push his team of eight reindeer and implored them to fly faster and faster. After about 3.5 million homes later, the Reindeer were getting exhausted but Santa paid no attention. He pressed the Reindeer shouting their names, "On Dancer, on Prancer, on Comet and Cupid."

The Reindeer curved on the horizon to pick up speed and listened for Santa to shout out the next house to land atop of. The Reindeer gently glided to a halt on top of the next house. Santa Claus quickly jumped out of the sled, picked up his sack of toys and shimmied down the chimney.

As soon as Santa hit the floor, he noticed the smell, and loudly screamed up to the Reindeer, "No you dummies, I said the Schmidt house. The Schmidt house!"

The Reindeer had exacted revenge.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.



  1. LMAO Merry Christmas right back at you.

  2. I don't get it. The reindeer landed on an outhouse. ???

  3. Thanks Gumby, I am now in the Christmas spirit.

  4. Yes, you are correct. And what house did Santa tell the reindeer to land on?


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