Halloween 2009 Dark Zone

Introducing Stormy - Your Dark Zone Host
The 2009 Halloween season has arrived. With the turn of the calendar comes a cool nip in the air, a little frost on the pumpkin, fallen leaves rustling, and plenty of sexy scantily clad witches. Additionally, the Halloween Dark Zone has plenty in store including very sexy women modeling outlandish Halloween costumes, giant melons, scary demons, haunted house tours, old wives tales, wild video’s, urban legends, and all things Halloween.

You will find the daily updates here at the Halloween Dark Zone continuously throughout the month of October. And yes, that is my cat Stormy, glowing eyes and all.

Happy Halloween – Samhain
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So Let It Be Written

In a few hours the stroke of midnight will signal April First, and as usual the Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists will celebrate our feast day. You can see the “Jester” hat at the bottom of the page signaling that the festival is about to begin.

Be warned! Some of you have been targeted. Some have been spared this time around. Either way, 20 updates will come forth this day. The first update coming at the stroke of midnight. The rest will resume at 8am up until midnight again.
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Lost Update - 01/28/2009 - Fly Like An Eagle

lost Update - Season V - 01/28/2009

Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin,
Into the future.
Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin,
Into the future.

I want to fly like an eagle to the sea.
Fly like an eagle, Let my spirit carry me.
I want to fly like an eagle till I'm free.
Oh, lord, through the revolution.

In the 1950's the United States military tested hydrogen bombs on deserted islands to measure radiation fallout, destruction, and half life of radiation. In 1969, a new TV drama series titled The New People debuted. It was written by Rod Serling, creator of the Twilight Zone.

For the rest of the Lost update and theory, click here.

Or here.... Lost Update 01/28/2009 Jughead


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Haunted Hotel Conneaut

Hotel Conneaut Circa 2006

The Grassy Knoll Institute has been following the increased paranormal activity at Hotel Conneaut ever since an arson fire destroyed the amusement park that houses the hotel in February of this year. On Friday, October 3rd, Patrick (Lead Paranormal Scientist) and myself headed out to the hotel to investigate.

Urban legend has that a newly married woman named Elizabeth perished in the 1943 hotel fire searching for her groom, the love of her life. Ever since the hotel reopened several years later, guests have reported sightings of Elizabeth walking the hallways in her wedding gown looking for her husband.

The following video footage and photo stills offer empirical proof that the ghost of Elizabeth definitely haunts this hotel and the surrounding grounds. We are not talking some fuzzy shades in a dark hallway, but actual footage of the alleged ghost of Elizabeth walking the hallways. And several unexplained light orbs that chased and played with us along the journey.

Click the link below.

Hotel Conneaut Paranormal Investigation October 3rd, 2008



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Donkey Punch

And then you donkey punch her just like this.

Presidential election 2008 heating up. Can’t wait for the debates.

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