Several weeks ago the Grassy Knoll Institute secured a larger building that became our secret lair and Zombie apocalypse fortress. However, we weren't the only tenants in the building.
As we began to clean the space and tear down several walls to fortify them we began noticing objects being misplaced. (Hammers, saws, bricks and mortar) At first we thought we had merely misplaced them ourselves in our hurried pace to complete the fortress outer structure. Until one evening we captured something startling on our perimeter webcam. It only last a second a two but it clearly shows an apparition floating around the doorway against the back wall.
We hope the Ghost Hunters team (TAPS) can assist in explaining the suspected paranormal happenings here at our warehouse before the Zombie Apocalypse begins. We don't want to be trapped inside with this entity.
Our scientists believe the Zombie Apocalypse will begin in Youngstown, Ohio on October 22nd right before sunset. Be prepared.
Happy Halloween
LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Best ghost catch since your hotel Conneaut paranormal investigation.
ReplyDeleteI would never haunt your place. It's not upscale enough for my tastes.
ReplyDeleteThat you have invited strangers into a dank and dark basement which houses an apparently molting mattress scares me more than the apparition itself.
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Thanks Gumby. Our operatives are always investigating, no matter where they are, what they are doing, or when they are doing it.
ReplyDeleteI see you are still delusional believing you are Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate.
ReplyDeleteThe Grassy Knoll Institute hides nothing. We are still renovating the newly purchased building. The mattress however does seem to have a life of it's own. :D
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